Jalen Rose has talked at length about the weirdness of getting your body and mind ready for peak performance from 7pm-10. For most of us it’s like 9am-noon.

Hey now that’s problematically transphobic now

She may not be a slut, but what a dope she is.

And then the key to overcoming depression and anxiety is to quit your job and do whatever makes you happy all day. I don't know why my therapist never brought that up.

As long as my dinner is ready when I get home, I don't care what the little lady does all day.

I've only been reading Deadspin/Gawker for a couple three years, so I'm sure there have been ups and downs before I started reading, but the changes so far this year have kind of sucked. Maybe I'm just imaging things, maybe it's just me, but it seemed to coincide with Craggs promotion.

It's pretty easy to find more modes for self expression and growth when you have the stability of a nest egg or a partner with enough income for the two of you and your children to survive while you find yourself.

im just gonna stick with the dont have kids approach, cuz ya know, there's enough of us and that sounds like a lot of work.

Hey was your law job high profile? Lucrative?

So step #1 is make lots of money for 18 years and save up? Got it, very helpful.

So glad my city is spending all of my tax money on a lawsuit to get a team that we don't even want instead of on useful things. Well done San Jose. Glad they lost now we can finally be done with this waste of time and money.

If you don't love this video, please know that I absolutely hate your guts.

Seriously, I love the two of them so goddamn much.

The problem is that he's not just any reporter. Because he works for CSN, he gets a level of access that Schulman and Pavlovic don't. If he wants to be the Bay Area Bob Woodward, then he needs to go back to writing for a company that's not 30% owned by the organization he's writing about.

The players' reaction seems less petty or strange if you include some context. Specifically:

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

Chris Christie really has lost a ton of weight.

My British friend and Canadian friend were watching the Browns-Redskins game with me last week (sounds like the set-up for a joke).

Brit: Who's playing?
Me: Cleveland Browns and Washington Redskins. The main narrative here is that John-
Brit: Wait, the who?!
Me: Washington Redskins.
Brit: Like... Native American.…

Apropos of smuggling coke, last year I was visiting my parents at their cottage in Maine, flying into Boston. I got to the cottage and unpacked my suitcase and found a large rectangular package of white powder tucked between my sweaters. Just under a kilo. I nearly shit a brick.