While its really not even worth responding to such garbage it should be noted that Bonds was putting up 30-46 HR while being that "contact speedstar (Any season with 30+ SB)

Or how bad Dusty Baker screwed it up.

Ya, especially because every pitcher that he hit a home run off of was clean. Totally unfair.

Bonds reached base just 330 fewer times than all-time leader Pete Rose, in 3,284 fewer plate appearances.

There is no argument. Bonds was the best ever.

What about his home run off Troy Percival in the 2002 World Series, which travelled approximately 900 feet.

No wonder most Americans automatically side with Israel, we're both wealthy nations filled with shamelessly self-absorbed assholes so far removed from any conflict we enter that it's incredibly easy to cheerlead for atrocities. I wish I could even be surprised that Violent Nationalism Selfies are a thing, but I can't.

"More cynical snark articles!" - guy who spent more than a few minutes in the company bathroom getting it together.

my most liked status update was about nachos.

I know it's stupid and I know it's pointless and I know the complete disdain that it will engender from the person who receives it but I am so thoroughly disgusted that I sent a stupid email to the baseball hall of fame:

So much funny here. Southern belle's getting the 'vapors', purple shirt doing his best "I'm the most important person here, bro" impersonation, and the lack of a single person of color really sum it all up.

Perhaps the funniest Presidential skit on SNL. Although the one where Reagan pretends to be a fool and then takes charge in high gear every time the civilians (like the girl scouts) leave the room is a hoot.

He kinda stepped in it in a similar way when defending Bill James and James' Paterno/Sandusky comments. In both situations, the tone of his defense was his normal pleasant logic, but his conclusion in both situations seems at odds with his normal social ethics — which suggests to most people that he's really just…

Taking a page out of Bill James' playbook.

Dallas Latos must be receiving girl crazy lessons from Anna Benson.

Dallas? Is there an ESPY for marrying a girl with the most "white trash only reason I'm not a a stripper is because I found a semi successful athlete husband" name?

Should have been

If you're a lady truck driver, you can pick up hitchhikers and scare the hell out of them.