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Mad or aroused. I bet that line is paper thin for this guy.

It’s what I would name myself if I every joined a roller derby*. It is an excellent name for anything. Certainly better than Ina’s Farting. JFC.

Some people are saying it can’t survive in sunlight. The best scientists are saying it and it is the most beautiful science that they’re doing. How about everyone who wants to re open can take their asses to the surface of the sun? 

My parents made a looooooooot of mistakes but they really put us and our needs first when they were divorced. It was a make the best of a shitty situation and it made all the difference. 

I am also in Team No One here, but I cannot stress how taxing it is on your mental health to live with an erratic, gaslighting addict. I endured it as a child and to a much lesser extent as an adult. I saw people who are the personification of the biblical lamb have physically violent outbursts after years of the

That is so rich person out of touch, but also kind of thoughtful? I’m just thinking about how many weeks/months she saved the cotton balls. She obviously doesn’t see service people beyond what they do for her, but there’s the tiniest smidge of sentiment there.

A friend just told me about a mutual friend of ours who tries to go hiking (avec mask) to keep up her exercise. She’s in her mid 60s, and not like Hollywood mid 60s. Anyway, so this guy posts up on a rock at a narrow point in the trail where she has to pass very close by him or walk into a muddy creek. And of course

Yeah, I imagine with Epstein that he did some kind of high end “matchmaking” (how I imagine Naomi Campbell got in his black book), some non-pedo/non-coerced pimp work (Bill Clinton), and we know he did legitimate philanthropy high society bullshit too. As a finance guy he understands diversification. It’s how he

Ghislaine was at Chelsea’s fucking wedding. They need to go away forever. There is nothing they can offer that makes them above their Epstein connection. 

Except this can be weaponized against people who called the police for legitimate reasons (like, say, if you were raped) and there just isn’t sufficient evidence to charge. This happens IRL to rape victims. 

We need to pay fines on a sliding scale. They do this in some scandi countries I believe. Do the same for bail if you feel we must have bail. It makes fines equally uncomfortable for all citizens, ensuring some level of deterrence rather than it simply being a tax allowing you to break the law. Anecdotal evidence: my

Let them all burn for it. Name them all. Prosecute all you can, ice out the rest. Including the Clintons. Including Hollywood. Including tech. Including the philanthropic elites. Fuck Trump, fuck Dershowitz, Barr, Azar, fuck them all. I never want to see or hear their names unless it’s on the docket or they are paying

Please believe me when I say I am not a James Kennedy stan, but unless I’m missing some gossip about him partying I think it’s pretty gross to say he “claims” to be one year sober. He’s a shitty person, but even shitty people deserve support in their sobriety. 

I wondered for a moment if he tested negative because he’s already had it, but I guess with their daily testing that that isn’t possible. What is it with this family??? Why are they so fucking immune to EVERYTHING?! Maybe this isn’t a vascular virus or a respiratory flu, maybe it’s an empathy plague. You only get it

FWIW, my favorite nut sub for pesto is walnut. The texture is the closest of all the nuts I’ve tried, the flavor is great (a little extra nutty, which isn’t a negative IMO), and you get extra omega 3s.

The hors d’oeuvre of my childhood was a pepperoncini wrapped in a slice of salami smeared with cream cheese. Every family gathering, every sports final, every holiday. My grandma also used to make button mushrooms stuffed with spam and her starter salad for sit down dinners was a jello fruit salad (various canned

Funnily enough, that is how police started in the north. They were hired goons on the payroll of the wealthy. 

If you know other Ghislaines, but all means find out how to say it properly. Otherwise, who the fuck cares! Butcher this monster’s name. She doesn’t deserve the respect to give a fuck. 

Clean the fucking house. Let it be known there will be no shelter here. I hope at worst they exile themselves and love in fear of being found out. At best they get caught, serve time, and their wealth is liquidated to our restitution. Every fucking one.

I think that was a hoax.