What I can’t believe is that more than 80 something people would want to go to a Vanilla Ice concert without a pandemic.

Don’t forget California! We’re fucking trash too. I’m so pissed at my local gov. And we are a liberal town, too! Just too dependent on tourism money to close the beaches so every mouth breather within a 100 mile radius will cone here and spend their COVID bucks. 

Are we sure this isn’t a first draft of an SNL skit? 

Yeah, I’m of the mind that if you are indoors and you can’t wear a mask you shouldn’t do it. So, dining indoors, gyms, bars are all out. MAAAAAAYBE I would do restorative yoga or something if everyone was masked if that was my one quarantine vice. (It isn’t, I do yoga on a great app called Down Dog and other workouts…

It sounds like you’ve been talking to my dad.

There is a Californian winery that has a wine called Undici and the tag line is “this wine goes to 11.”

Sorry, I meant shitty Joe Rogan. I couldn’t blame Newsradio for Joe Rogan because Newsradio is a delight. I guess it did bring Andy Dick into our homes every week, but Andy Dick didn’t launch a toxic wannabe shock jock podcast that is a syphillis chanker on our ears. 

People should wear what they want. I do tend to swim (not sport swimming) when I’m wearing a swimsuit, so I like one pieces so I don’t have to worry about my boobs. You can hardly call it granny when my amazing ass hangs out if it though.

It was the entire point of the show. The appeal if TMS to my male friends growing up was when I realized, oh shit it going to be different for me in the real world. Ok.

Is black face all you have to apologize for on The Man Show, Jimmy? It seems like there’s a lot more material there. 

Not Northman, but his character from Zoolander (and all male characters from Zoolander) is def a himbo. 

A lab is actually a better example of a himbo anyway. Labs are perpetual puppies and puppies are what I call dumb hot guys that are fun to flirt with. 

What the fuck does Heard having an affair or whether she had multiple sex partners have to do with her abuse allegations? 

If anyone else was wondering about the Jim Jordan/wrestling comment, Jordan was a wrestling coach at OSU and is accused of covering up for a doctor who would sexually assault members of the team a la Larry Nassar. So Ted Cruz is an even bigger idiot and Jim Jordan is even more disgusting than I previously thought! Ron…

WHAT.

Because, at least in my city/county, as soon as restrictions get lifted people stop giving an iota of a shit. The shopping and dining district in my city is crowded,  masks are extremely scarce, groups of couples and friends are huddled together, and no one is takeoff care to keep 6’ distance. Bars and gyms opened as…

My brother used to just rinse silverware. If it didn’t have food stuck on it he would just rinse it with cold water and set it to dry. No soap. No hot water.

Not to mention, the man is the spitting image of her father in every way. She knew the deal. 

I don’t believe he is a germaphobe per se, more like his development was arrested somewhere between “EEEEEW! Cooties!” and “huh-huh bewbs.”

My dad said “I’m probably the least racist person you know” moments before telling me he believes white people are superior to black people. We got disconnected right after I started explaining the devastating effects of colonialism to him, unfortunately. Cultural/governmental dominance is basically his argument for…