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I got into a disagreement with my sister over this.

Fun times! That’s beautiful country up there, I actually really missed being able to swim in the Yuba this year. 

This was actually up in the hills above Grass Valley/Nevada City. Similar vibe, with a bit less fog.

Ho. Ly. Shit. Damn, your husband has nerves of steel.

Full disclosure / Trigger Warning: This post could be triggering for people who have experienced abuse.

I mean it seems like if they're a) sleeping through everything and b) the intruder isn't yet interested in their floor then best to leave well enough alone and not alert either party to the presence of the other...the husband gradually drawing the intruder away from everyone else is pretty heroic.

I’m jealous! my father passed away in 2007 and he has never visited. I tell myself its because he things this is all bullshit, but still, I’d like a sign!

I wish I had a ghost story because I love them (although I’m too much of a scaredy cat to seek anything like that out). But this is the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me.

Have you ever heard of the boxcar theory of time? It’s also known as chronodisplacement and sounds a lot like what you experienced. The idea is that instead of a continual flow, time is a series of instants hooked up together like boxcars. Normally you experience things as continuous and smooth, but occasionally some

Did this occur during the time the serial killer Israel Keyes was active? Burying a “murder bucket” in a random location and coming back to it years later were part of his MO. He died in prison, but the FBI is still investigating his activities to identify victims. 

I saw that happen once too, without squirting it back out. Must be a giraffe thing. The crowd of people watching the giraffe let out a collective ‘UGHH’ as it happened. 

This happened on Halloween night 6 years ago. I had been out partying with my friends for hours, so needless to say I was very drunk, and very tired of being in my makeup and heels. I was a student back then, and had no money to take a cab, so I left the bar and ran to catch the last subway (just before 2am). There

Listen, I really want them to test positive because they’re assclowns. Especially Hagedorn and Lewis. The fact that they weren’t close enough to 45 to get it means he doesn’t like them either.

Frequent steroid patient here: He was only able to walk up those stairs because of steroids. The crash is coming soon, though! They raise you from near death and give you a temporary burst of energy and feeling of overall wellness. But the crash is THE WORST and it lasts for a long, long time. And I’m so so ready to

Knowing he’s experiencing physical pain made this watchable, but only just.

I had pneumonia as a child. I clearly remember that every time I took a breath, I had a coughing fit. I also remember struggling to breathe. My case wasn’t even severe enough for me to be in a hospital. I suspect that he’s as drugged as he can be right now. Sooner or later, he'll have to get off the steroids, and he

Well, it’s far more important that we restore and maintain the civility and collegiality of the Senate than pass any of that legislation, which isn’t actually going to impact any of those Democratic Senators’ lives anyway.

When the House voted on DC statehood recently the vote was 232 to 180 with every Republican and just one Democrat voting no. Whatever happens with the Senate remains to be seen and will be determined by the upcoming election, but at least with respect to DC statehood there is no hesitancy in the House. 

After “Covita” started trending due to a comment Jim Acosta made on CNN the one and only Patti LuPone shared this absolute gem:

There are plenty of insane things sprouting everyday: