UPDATE: He ditched the Range Rover and stole a second, and when the dealer had his back turned, stole a third.

There, he became a damn folk hero, winning the MVP award, becoming the first KBO player to join the 40-40 club

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

Well, technically, the Grand Tetons are the tits.

Plus, they literally skate through the season!

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

two of them pretty darn good tams

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach

I’m no doctor, but I don’t think I’d want a cadaver doing any part of my surgery.

It takes a lot of guts to participate in that sport.

Ooof. At least the Sixers have been fun this year.

FIFA faced this issue with soccer (and still does to an extent).

I guess come December, there won’t be an airing of Greifances at the Taggart Festivus?

Try chewing the grape.

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

I would’ve smashed that stick to bits just as an extra fuck you.

http://yourteamcheats.com/ Get someone to read this to you.

Dude is wearing a blazer and tie and you’re giving him shit about form. I couldn’t even defend a three in a sport coat (cue Chris Farley music).

+1 Cheating The Right Way™

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.