I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.
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Wenger: “I mean, do you feel for me the way I feel for you?”
I used to read the Gashleycrumb Tinies to my daughter when she was little. She eventually memorized it and would horrify people by reciting lines from it.
When I was a thinner man, I used to love Lance’s Captain’s Wafers. These would be your buttery category. They aren’t easy to get everywhere, though, so this past birthday — unprovoked — my brother bought me some. By “some,” I mean a box of 500 fucking two-packs of crackers, of which I made it through about 150. I…
Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.
The thought of MLS teams getting destroyed in Europa League is actually quite appealing. Maybe we ought to look into this.
“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”
So what’s the deal here, they just go up to random people’s cars and yell bad takes about Cam Newton at them?
Hard to get your leg up that high when you’re knee deep in cash.
Green: I’m so tired of these knee-jerk reactions!
Typical American arrogance, trying to come in and manage Swansea without the ability to speak Welsh.
Dikembe continued “From now on I will no longer be using e-mail, to prevent this from happening again. Who wants to text Mutombo?”
How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.
Spare Tyrod, spoil the child.
That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.
The biggest life lesson I’ve learned post-college:
If you buy something and love it (shirts, pants, shoes for me...but I guess...a keyboard), BUY MULTIPLE WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE. Throwing away your favorite whatever because it is worn out is a terrible feeling.
Burleson’s claims to have witnessed several pile drivers on the Viking’s Sex Party Boat are much more believable.
I guess things run a little differently in Brazil. He'd have been better off getting DQed for hitting his opponent Belo Horizonte.