I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.
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Wenger: “I mean, do you feel for me the way I feel for you?”
I used to read the Gashleycrumb Tinies to my daughter when she was little. She eventually memorized it and would horrify people by reciting lines from it.
When I was a thinner man, I used to love Lance’s Captain’s Wafers. These would be your buttery category. They aren’t easy to get everywhere, though, so this past birthday — unprovoked — my brother bought me some. By “some,” I mean a box of 500 fucking two-packs of crackers, of which I made it through about 150. I…
Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.
The thought of MLS teams getting destroyed in Europa League is actually quite appealing. Maybe we ought to look into this.
“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”
So what’s the deal here, they just go up to random people’s cars and yell bad takes about Cam Newton at them?
But the interviewer, Paxman, isn’t convinced.
Hard to get your leg up that high when you’re knee deep in cash.
‘Stache... Martini Glass... the outfit? That’s a MASH movie Trapper John reference there...
This is the only Han Solo movie I want to see:
Can Han Solo not have a mentor? Can he and young Lando just go on a kickass buddy space adventure with ensuing wacky hijinks because they’re in over their heads because they’re dumb cocky kids who don’t know what they’re doing?
Green: I’m so tired of these knee-jerk reactions!
Typical American arrogance, trying to come in and manage Swansea without the ability to speak Welsh.
Dikembe continued “From now on I will no longer be using e-mail, to prevent this from happening again. Who wants to text Mutombo?”
How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.
Actually, you’ve just given me an idea for a future article: chess variations. Thanks!