Otis Nixon, age 58, has looked like a 68 year old man since birth.

DID ANYONE CHECK THE ELEVATOR OR ESCALATOR???

At the footer of this page, below the comments, was an ad for “The Most Addicting Shopping Site For Women”. Bravo, Deadspin!

You appear to be lost, buddy.

5 seconds to see the ball come off the bat, decide where it is going, start running, and get there before the ball lands? Yes, that’s good.

“Thankfully, voters passed Proposition 1 while rejecting Proposition 2.”

What if both teams have non-glowing jerseys, but all players have night vision goggles? Those are bulky and would be awkward to use running around and jumping. This needs to happen.

He was a potato

Go to a steakhouse and need sauce? Why would anyone want to ruin a good steak with some sort of sauce. A good steak by itself is perfection.

Reminds me of a great Frasier episode, when they pretend to be Jewish:

Reporter Has No Backbone, Submits to NCAA’s Attempts at Censorship

It would make zero sense for a club to offer Everton 110 million if it only cost 90 million to get to the table with Lukaku.

Perhaps not related to “The Baldwins” by blood, but by dickish spirit.

Then what is a reader supposed to do? Trust a NYT reporter as reliable until proven otherwise? As far as this specific quote goes, I’m assuming that because Matt Novak did not say anything about the NYT author being unreliable (Mr Novak did not even mention the author’s name), then the quote is probably true.

Agh, my eyes! The green and black! Who thought that was a good idea?

+0.5 Jingoism +0.5 Xenphobia = +1 Make America Great Again

And one is a downright shitty tam, I guess.

The travesty here isn’t necessarily in the names, it’s in the “alternate spelling to make my son unique” factor - which is always a terrible idea. Beyond that, names like Erik, Austin, Justin, Jeremiah, and Marlon are normal enough.

+1 Dr Death

Did not watch video (hey, I’m at work!). But how much of this has to do with regulatory oversight enforcing quieter engines? I’m sure that airplane engines are designed something like: Speed, Economy, Quiet - pick two. If quiet is mandated, then speed is the logical exclusion.