Yeah, you need to be in good shape and fit, but are you saying that is so strenuous that women can’t compete? If so, I’m not buying it. Broads already fly fighter jets just fine.

Steel columns meant to come down clearly in place. 

Better to err on the side of caution. 9mm.

How would it be sacrilege? This is not a real Porsche and was never in any danger of becoming one. It’s also not a car that used to be air cooled or horizontally opposed... what rules are being broken here?

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

I think you’re wrong on at least two counts there, buddy.

[The Internet jokes for a year about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer]

Are you trying to tell me that Boeing doesn’t benefit from both government support and subsidy?

From Wikipedia:

Boeing is also massively subsidized, and also sells 737's at lost, its the only reason to buy a 737.

Time to bust out this baby again:

Are you incapable of comprehending obvious sarcasm or just a shithead?

No, you’re going to have to explain this one.

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

If you are offended stay away from comedy.

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

uh actually it says “IM PEACH” fake news smdh sad

The Ridgeline is exactly the right amount of truck for 80% of truck buyers. Five seats, plenty of room in the bed for the occasional Home Despot run for materials or appliances, and civilized on-road handling. Will it tow your hypothetical 50' cigarette boat, or roll coal, or compensate for your micro-penis? No. …