I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

I would expect nothing less from a car whose entire development — from the very beginning stages — involved regular beatings with the ugly stick.

But the EMALS!

You’ll never see this Mustang coming at Cars and Coffee.

President Trump, you can’t just keep flip-flopping back and forth on a major issue like this.

Wait, am I expected to do this every year?

Oh god, my life is ruined.

Actually, very little of the land warming up in Canada is “farmable”. About 80% of it is solid-rock Canadian Shield.

The air force also does a great job going the other way and air dropping Hummers.

There’s clearly a 2nd ball thrower from behind that grassy knoll!

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

To its credit, it had the best stunt driving of the franchise.

A couple grand for a mint MR2? I want to live where you are living!

...the ugliest MR2 that Toyota ever produced.

But it’s still stupid.

That’s why you drive a car that leaks all of its oil out between service intervals.

Counterpoint: this oil is the ultimate in battling viscosity breakdown.

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

Of all the ways a car could go, this seemed like the easiest. It wasn’t anyone’s fault per se—the engine had seen continuous hard use, and it was just time for the rod to go.