Is the moon a melting pat of butter or a leaky sunny-side-up? These are the kinds of questions I’m going to posit to my art history class when I make them analyze this on Tuesday.

To me, pancakes happen at a spiritual level.

NO.

What are you tassaultking about

I totally pictured this:

Or how about a GoFundMe page to raise money so Desiree can afford an attorney to sue this prick into the ground?

This isn’t really the movie to bring that up on, “ Ryan Reynolds spent the better part of a decade trying to get a Deadpool movie made. ... ‘get into trouble for saying that, but I’ve waited 10 years to do this movie so I’m leaving with a fucking suit.’.” From a cinemablend article about him taking home a suit. He’s…

he’s totally embraced the ludicrousness of Deadpool. It’s joyous nerdery, fueled and embraced by fans.

I don’t know, this just seems a bit unnecessary. I was expecting to read about some terrible thing Reynolds did or said in the past to justify it to no avail. At the end of the day, he’s a nice guy and he’s legitimately talented so who cares? In today’s world, when celebrities are constantly letting us down with the…

since they were granted their land for their service to the kings of gondor in the battle of Celebrant, I would argue they are indeed vassals in name. however, due to the political degredation of gondor in the centuries preceding the war of the ring, the relative strength and independence of rohan increased to the…

Meanwhile this is how I live my life. Maca cacao motherfucker!!!

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

*which is a terrible way to live when you are in your 40s

So which is it? He’s done nothing but smoke pot and read comic books for 10 years or a guy who has made a l0t of shitty movies in that time? Because both can’t be true. You may not like his work, but it’s hard to accuse him of being listless or lazy. He works a ton.

Huh? The women in his films have all the power, minus that one scene in clerks. WTF have you been watching?