Unsolicited information from a former breastfeeder who likes an occasional drink. They make alcohol test strips for your breast milk. I actually got them at Babies R Us. After experimenting a bit, I found that I didn’t test positive unless I was feeling at least a little tipsy. Also, alcohol does not camp in your milk…

Would fucking LOVE to, but I’m currently breastfeeding (like, as I write), which is a legitimate reason not to drink. However, I’m quietly fizzing, how many more ways are people going to come up with to impinge on women’s bodily autonomy? Like everything you do when you’re pregnant is already endangering your baby in…

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

iambic trumpameter?

I will remember that while I imagine:

No, but one day he might get eaten by a shark because he is a long distance ocean swimmer and I have left instructions with the sharks.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

So, I read the original column.

A baby isn’t eating a nutritious meal from your dick.

Whoa, hang on, I hope I’m misreading the meaning of what you said. What you find gross is that a 14-year-old girl is “angling for a kiss and tell”?! How about we agree that teenagers are going to have crushes on adults, and sometimes be flattered by romantic attention from them (if the OK! story contains even a speck…

the one in Mallrats was a schooner.

Yeah, she has a history of representing women in high-profile sexual harassment cases, and that makes her very unpopular.

Uh, okay, sure, the guy attempting to groom her in order to molest her and the woman saying that that’s wrong are totally on the same page. Yeah, that makes sense.

I poked around online a little bit to find out some more info about this whole situation and it seems like Ok! framed it as she sought Tyga out and initiated the whole thing. She’s instagram famous (50K followers) so it makes sense that the youths could tell who she was by the blurred picture. After the story ran a…

wow, fuck you.

-1 False equivalence.

Sweets and chocolate are outlawed, along with dairy products, salt and preservatives

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.