Do you hear music faintly?

now I have to find a tape measure.....

I have a couple friends from high school I still talk to, but the rest I plan never to see again.

I’m late to to the party again. I am the kind of person who hooked up with everybody in my 20’s. There was literally no filter. If you flirted with me we were at least gonna kiss. I ended up bringing a terrible youngish grateful dead loving man child to our annual holiday bash.We drunkenly hooked up and the next…

Right after my divorce was final, I traveled back home for Christmas. A few old friends found out that I was in town and wanted to meet up for dinner and drinks.

Where is this man’s ass?!? Did Jennifer Garner get custody of it in the divorce? Did the phoenix burn it? Is the phoenix rising from the ashes of Ben Affleck’s ass cheeks? I distinctly remember seeing a picture of him a couple of weeks ago and he had some badonkadonk going.

Put their opinions and a 10 pound bag of flour on a scale. It’ll register exactly 10 pounds (or less if some of the flour flees in disgust)

Honestly, I’d have no problem dating an almost-30 virgin. I’d have a huge problem dating a fundamentalist Christian.

I thought people were actually putting their eggs in the freezer and than cooking them.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

holy fk I wish you hadn’t contributed this 😟

as a Brit, I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving (seriously, guys that’s a damn strange holiday) so it looks like I’ll have to come back later and bask in all the schadenfreude because Jezzies never let me down with pissing contests.

I promise you literally no one on this site wants to know what your penis is up to.

Yeah - it’s infuriating, yet funny at how ridiculously stupid their claims are, yet then infuriating all over again when it’s apparent they are *serious*. Anytime they misuse “lifestyle” or “agenda” it’s just like UGH!

People just need to slur back with:
Well that’s just a batsh*t crazy xtian lifestyle or a bigoted…

I have been lurking on Jezebel for many many months without ever commenting but always enjoying everyone’s wit.

I once read a comment on some article about Frozen when it first came out and some lady was saying how she took her children out of the theater half way through the movie because the lesbian agenda was so blatant. Her explanation was something about how Elsa did not have a romantic male interest and they were trying…

“Harry Potter is the work of the devil and Disney’s Frozen is part of an evil lesbian agenda.”

What the f*ck? 0% percent brainpower with this one.

Does also think that eating devil’s food cake is like eating anti-christ communion?

And for love. Married for love. Real, legal citizen love.

To be fair, a dating site from Steve Harvey (or any dating site) should be judged if/when it actually grows past infancy. Harvey's web site is most likely targeted towards his most ardent fans; late 30s, 40s or 50-somethings who might be re-entering the dating scene after a very long time — long-term marriages ending…

sorry not sorry.