Duct tape deathmatch with a cup of coffee.

This won’t work. All the #stancenation #driftlyfe kidz will just think it’s finally their opportunity to prove that they’ve got the same skillz as Takumi.

You gotta have those tires properly inflated.

I think we’re missing the obvious culprit: Donald Trump.

“Sounds to me like the work of corrupt Brazilian cops.” - Ryan Lochte

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Related: I’ve had a couple of Postal workers tell me in conversation off duty that junk mail is the only thing keeping the Postal Service afloat.

The penalty was correctly assessed. However, if you look, with about 2 seconds left, the Mongolian wrestler tries to reengage with the Uzbeki wrestler, who is busy with his hands in the air saying “What the fuck is this shit”, and the Uzbeki wrestler should therefore have been given his own failure to engage penalty,…

Prisoners build equipment for NASA. The problem isn’t the labor it’s the poor training, fraudulent materials, and lack of process control. Don't blame the people already in prison, blame the ones who should be.

Outside of the argument that it’s taking jobs away from the at large population...prisoners able to perform work are better equipped at reintegrating into society.

Slave labor is awesome?

Sadly, I don’t think they are kidding, just oblivious.

We’ll get there. Take the long-term view-

Can’t tell if you are kidding about Shkreli. That is some serious sarcasm on his statements.

Bitches!

Everyone was very impressed when Enciclopédia used his knowledge of the migratory habits of amazon river birds to solve a brutal double murder in the favelas.

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

Yea, I’d have guessed he would be okay with disproving the stereotype.

Well, I’ve already bought the near equivalent from Tolkien...

You’re asking if the black guy or police officer is liable? Is this some kind of trick question?