how things work in reality, not works of fiction.

I’m really concerned about this wave of horror stories about the Galaxy Note 7. When will the government take action? My cousin Eugene was attacked by a gang of marauding Galaxy Note 7s. They beat and kicked him, stole his wallet and pants, ran away laughing and left him lying on the ground in an alley, dazed and…

Trump is that kid in your class in high school who never did the reading or homework assignment but figured he could bullshit his way through if called on by stitching together random crap and talking real fast. He’s every class loser in every 80s John Hughes movie.

AT&Ts compelling business reason is that they can’t make enough of a profit upselling poor people and sticking them with contracts which have gotcha termination fees and hidden costs.

A partial list of things Jordan Sargent has never eaten. Except for 15, he’s had 15.

Hipster bullshit??

Its genuinely ironic. People have short memories and are slow to recognize hipocrisy. I remember all those Muslims in America, in Paterson NJ, Jersey City, and elsewhere, gathering in the streets and on the roof tops, cheering and celebrating the destruction and death at the Twin Towers.

Professional football is a stupid and pointless game, populated by deranged asshole players, deranged asshole coaching staff, and deranged asshole owners. Spectators suck too. Sports radio blows chunks.

Yeah. You know what makes the world respect you, motherfucking bombs. After wasting billions of dollars and tens of thousands of American lives in Afghanistan and Iraq, the world respected the hell out of us, even though we lost. Thanks Obama for destroying the respect Bush spent so many years building. A black family…

Once you lube up the crack it takes decades to settle down again.

One thing is certain, SpaceX has no attorneys and the launch was based on a hand shake agreement made over lunch at a local diner. Who could have guessed something could go wrong? Hey, we’re no rocket surgeons.

At least she’s no Rachel Dolezal. That would make this contretemps that much more confusin.

Good thing her heart was in the right place, otherwise she would probably be dead.

Of course she was. Just like almost every woman ever. He probably had a passionless and emotionally unsatisfied life because his frigid nagging wife just used him to provide her with a home and food but was too much of a bitch to give anything in return. It’s sad that this guy had to take refuge in providing big…

Throw in a mariachi band with every truck and we don’t have to worry about a minimum guaranteed wage. Everybody working, everybody well fed, everybody happy and dancing.

If all you do is go to a party to mock and manipulate for your own amusement, then don’t go at all oh pooper of parties.

There is no basic right to post whatever you like on youtube. Just as I can’t come into your house and shit on your coffee table. Which by the way would make a really great prank video.

The payload was insured I would guess. I am not one to deal in ethnic stereotypes but where there’s lightning, there’s explosions amirite.

Man, that was some surprise. Who would have thought a giant metal tube full of an explosive mixture could possibly blow up? Not me, thats for sure.

It comes in your asshole after it knocks you down and tears your pants off.