Because as ridiculous as the NFL is, the IOC is the most corrupt sports organization in the world. They make the NFL look like the Boy Scouts.

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

It’s Senior Week! Why are you still putting out quality content?!?!

I support this, but only under the condition that they play every national anthem concurrently.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

“but Formlab’s creation sounds a lot better than we thought it wood, given it’s made from mostly just plastic....”

I do as well. But if you want to showcase your technological 3D printed masterpiece, then having it buried amongst a bunch of other instruments AND further muddled by effects like Delay, Reverb and Compression, THIS was not the way to do it.

My violin is so great, I’m gonna bury it in a modern electric pop-type song, so you can’t quite make it out, and then you’re gonna really like the sound of my violin.

“Ladies enjoying themselves? This looks like a job for... my dick!”

Oh please. Everyone knows cosplayers bang each other in costume.

Otherwise there would be no point. Right?

:p

It’s highhhh noon.

When HIMYM ended, The Atlantic ran a story on it. I liked this comment enough to remember it for more than two years:

Yeah I think Katniss would win irl you guys. #highdeas

He’ll buy Wonkette back instead, reinstall Jack Steuf, & dare him to outdo A.J. Daulerio.

You don’t have to run faster than the group of roving cannibals. You only have to run faster than your friends.

Those rules are great... if you’re a robot that can be programmed to always follow rules.

...Functioning normally.

At first I thought this was a street cleaning machine in Rio.

A prison-based justice system tears apart families

Asking questions of an interviewer should never be a requirement. I’m easygoing. I’ll take just about anything and just go with it. If I’m out of a job, there’s not much you could say to make me refuse a job offer. If I’m looking for a better job, I’ve found the answer to all my questions online before I even applied.