I’ll never understand the obsession tech writers have with Smartphone aesthetics. The damn things are wrapped in bulky plastic, rubber, and/or leather monstrosities 90% of the time. Give me a replaceable battery, micro SD slot, and headphone jack. I couldn’t care less about glass on glass, machined aluminum, or a…

It’s all about balance. Nature will always ensure things are in balance one way or another and will not give two fucks about us in the process.

considering you’re angry enough to give them the free press of an update, I think they did a pretty good job of accomplishing their goal. To be honest, they really don’t have to say anything about the episode. We’d all watch if it the synopsis were “man sticks finger up butt of another man,” which in fairness,…

You might be on to something if this wasn’t a thing people did for every story line. There are a ton of “theories” that people have been bandying about for as long as the show’s been around, regarding almost every character. Everyone jumps on tiny minor details and builds these elaborately constructed theories and…

I really disliked the entire Arya plot (in this episode, and maybe in the series overall). All of that time, and she gained no skills (well, maybe slightly better at fighting in the dark), and apparently no knowledge. She’s the same as when she went into it. Arya got stabbled multiple times in the gut and seemed to…

I’ve gotta give it to “You suck at dying.”

He makes us miss Joffrey, which is a crime in itself.

It sounds horrible, but I turned to my husband and said, “That kid needs to die soon.” He’ll bite it this season for sure.

Only in the country Qatar,
Could a rape victim find themselves behind bars,
For simply alerting a jailer.
Wait...goddammit, this could totally happen at Baylor,
Go fuck youself, Ken Starr.

Congressional snowballs ARE evidence.

Don’t even get started on where the opening brace should be placed (on its own line, damnit!!!)

Why, why, WHY did I expand this thread?! So much stupid, so little time.

It’s pretty funny - coding style wars are endemic amongst programmers. Don’t even get started on where the opening brace should be placed (on its own line, damnit!!!)

“Because if there is anything that will motivate a country to take action around climate change, it’s when climate change starts to interfere with their ability to effectively kill other humans.”

Um,

Nah, it would need to be “Rammy of the Fuckin’ Bastards” to be totally accurate. Battle of the Bastards sounds too posh, sort of thing that would happen in Edinburgh. ;)

Bobby Bitman revealed in his autobio that the lady who went home with Johnny that night was none other than the greatest actress of the 20th century: Lola Heatherton.

[Touches envelope to forehead]

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?