The trouble with books is that the recharging port for the batteries is so hard to find.

All of these ‘cycles’ and climate events occurred before humans in their current form and complex civilization existed. Many species became extinct with each correction. It is quite possible that the next correction will dispense with humans.

The doctor seems OK. The reporter is kind of an asshole though. But reporters frequently are assholes. I’d hate to be a reporter.

I’m sure this will cloud and cast a shadow over Clinton’s campaign.

My, my, my. Some people sho is wasteful. Throw out a perfectly usable kid like that.

What you gotta do is taze em. If that doesn’t faze em, well just taze em again.

Sure. But at least they are legal to fuck at that point.

Nailed into barrels when weaned, and fed through the bunghole. (Bunghole — haha, sounds gay).

Hmmm. The rule of multiples might apply here. If several teachers are assholes to your teenager, it could be your teenager is the asshole. Certainly further investigation is merited.

So many experts in the comments. Expert in internet communication protocols, expert in patent law and litigation, expert in all matters legal. All ready at a moments notice to have opinions and assert them forcefully. Do any of them know anything about Intellectual Property litigation? Probably not, knowledge is an…

We’re not.

Fucking refugees. Time to build the wall. Property values are going to go down around here with all these new undesirables.

I think Trump is making a yuge mistake trying to find some middle ground between presenting a consistent message and free associating whatever random shit he pulls out of his ass at any given moment.

There they go victim blaming.

Hold the celebration there Trumpeteer. The first debate will tell the story. Until then just keep masturbating in your Make America Great Again cap.

Cycling is presumably a sport, which is a competition between human athletes and their capabilities. That’s not a fucking spreadsheet riding that bicycle. You want math/science to determine the winner, not just to design the equipment, then go all the way. Stick pedaling robots on the bicycle and remote control them…

Stop. Seriously. Stop now before it’s too late. For the love of God and the love of humanity ... stop.

If you are making an argument based on numbers, the numbers and the comparison need to be correct. Facts matter. “You know what I meant” is not a valid defense if you made an error.

Do not pay attention to what I said, but rather respond to what I meant to say.

She had her blood drawn ... $900 hospital bill.