I enjoyed the Potter books and the movies. I’m happy for Rowling’s success and wealth and give her credit for capturing the interest and enthusiasm of a remarkably large audience. The story is acceptable for me as long as I avoid any real thought about any of the details and plot elements and just enjoy the ride.

The new owners will keep everything exactly the same. Why should they change a successful and valuable property by meddling with the formula that made it such an attractive purchase? The very first staff meeting/communication will commit to keeping things exactly as they were and will compliment the people who made…

There are too many sports in the Olympics. Some of that shit just has to go.

Thank you for an excellent example of how statistics are often meaningless when misused.

How does one say “Fuck You” politely and in a culturally sensitive way in Japanese? Because I wouldn’t want to offend your refined sensitivities.

OK, thanks for the info. That let’s me calm down a little.

OK, thanks for the info. That let’s me calm down a little.

Whooaah! Hold on there!

Whooaah! Hold on there!

It’s healthier and better?

The idea of being under surveillance is uncomfortable but also the new reality. Everywhere you go there are private and government security cameras recording and storing images of passerby. If you are outside there is no privacy, others see you and they can take your picture deliberately or by accident. So the FBI had…

“killer coons in Harlem”

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife sharpeners, juicers, blenders, convection ovens, ‘lectric griddles/griddlers, panini makers, popcorn poppers, wine fridge, waffle irons...and now a fucking dehydrator/jerky maker? Does it have a USB…

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife…

Did Obama fuck your mom in the ass and then wipe his dick off in her hair? Because that might account for your comment.

Did it not occur to you that those might have already made this point?

a world where celebrating Christmas is frowned on.

Farting in an elevator is legal.

She’s simply inclining her head to respond to Dwarf Kanye and his even shorter big-booty trophy.

Not really equidistant situations.

This post is a study in how far you can take absurdities before they stop being funny.

A torrent site that bans the use of pirated software/torrents is a useless torrent site that sucks ass. Say hello to mininova.

Insufferable bike nerds. Most annoying assholes on the face of the Earth, almost. Kiss my big hairy peloton, dipshits. Oooohhh, I have 48 gears, I am lord of the universe. I wear special rubber bondage outfits to ride a bike, with a douche helmet on my head because I want to ride fast, like the wind.