Fuck with the bull, you get the horns.

Your mom’s asshole smells of elderberries.

Counterpoint (per your logic):

why you want rice cooker

I’m waiting for the Zojiroushi/Anker crossover Higgs boson laser rice cooker with built in WiFi networking, 3 USB charging ports, and altitude compensation. At $2500.00 it will be ridiculously expensive but there will be special sales and coupons.

Why is one group dumb/ignorant/irresponsible while the other isn’t?

They’ve got thirty years to move. Or they can build a dome over their home (turn it into a dome-icile) with a snorkel on top.

Hey Dude. Feel your pain man. Start packing now or grow gills. Good luck.

To be completely honest if I very Ivanka’s father, I would fantasize about having sex with her. She’s really pretty and has a nice embonpoint (that’s French for tits, but really classy).

Qualitative data is objectively best data.

God farted.

What’s the matter? Is your brain all jittery and twitchy if it’s forced to read more than 140 characters? Oh noes! I can’t multi-task like a modern person if I must concentrate on one thing for more than thirty seconds. I might miss an update on my social medians.

WHen were you appointed to the Comment Police Corps and what is your rank? I admire your confidence. It is awe inspiring.

Take fucking highways. Highways are a ridiculous waste of tax payer money. If a road is needed a consortium of investors should band together, build a road, and charge tolls to make a profit.

Go back to Europastan, you troublemaking socialist agitator. There’s only one legitimate date format and that’s the one God gave Adam in the Bible. That’s the format we exceptionals use.

Creative TV writing will tie everything up neatly. Varys, Littlefinger, and Lady Stonepants will teleport all over the kingdoms killing non-essential characters, some of them several times. Arya kills the rest. Jon will emo all over the place and Sansa is profoundly stupid to the end. 13 episodes filled with 2 minute…

Pollution has obviously made certain sources of water undrinkable. I live in a rural area, in a cabin on a mountainside and I get my water from a spring. It is clean, untreated, pure, and refreshing. The rawest of raw water. A few parts per million of bear piss or racoon poop never hurt anyone. There’s a creek…

RAW WATER man, it’s scary. Think about collecting a gallon of rain water ... and drinking it! Without treatment! The thought is mindboggling.

tl;dr

I’m assuming these cars are worth a decent amount of cash if auctioned off. The cops and DA are probably looking for an angle that will let them declare the cars forfeit.