(T)rumpy-pumpy time.

In a long professional life:

Megan Koester is a writer and comedian (obviously)

Well hoity-toity there Mr. Fancy Pants Art Guy. I guess I’m just going to have to study for like a lot of years and get a License to Critic before I dare venture an opinion on art.

Burk never attended West Point. He enlisted in the Army and reached a mid-level not super impressive non-commissioned E6 rank. His tattoos represent some sort of lame badass-wannabe bullshit and have nothing to do with the Academy.

I have spent some time in West Point and thus speak with authority.

Ahhh, grasshopper — you misunderstand nothing, yet you understand nothing. True enlightenment comes when you discard ‘under’ and ‘mis’ and simply ‘stand’. Before you can communicate effectively you must first stand.

Exactly. It would be awesome.

I would think it’s the rapes and the slut shaming.

“Hammer that biscuit home.” Truly an inspiring motto. I bet it would make a great tattoo.

Tyler is on a farm in upstate New York. He can run around the pasture, dig holes, and watch airplanes fly overhead. We’ll miss Tyler, but he’s in a happier place and maybe he’ll send us a card for Christmas, if he’s not too busy making new friends.

Wellington says hi.

The Jew was funnier and better.

‘thug’ is a hurtful word because it has become a substitute for ‘nig*er’. On the other hand we still need a word to represent what once refered to actual ‘th*gs’. I have a modest proposal for one of two possible approaches to the th*g dilemma. One could use ‘thug(!N)‘ which translates to ‘thug(not nig*er)‘.…

These awesome photoshops would be so much better if they were printed on black velvet with shiny ink.

I have a long snapper. It’s ready to go the distance. Hard and fast.

This is a lovely frothing pitcher and an excellent deal.

This is a lovely frothing pitcher and an excellent deal.

Some years ago the US newspapers were full of stories about people (particularly seniors) taking group bus rides over the Canadian border to get prescriptions filled for significantly less. Later, one could order prescription drugs online from Canadian pharmacists at a discount.

Holy Freaking Crapdoodles, Shavemaster! 7 Blades!! Give me Woot!

Holy Freaking Crapdoodles, Shavemaster! 7 Blades!! Give me Woot!

So the smug little turd thinks