Molly Huddle doesn’t look like the Mighty Thor to me. Those are skinny runner’s arms, not the powerful thews of a caber tosser. If Joyce had been six inches further ahead Huddle’s arm would have ended up in her armpit and not on her chest. So maybe Joyce shouldn’t have taken those three short steps at mile 6.23.

The Woz accounts for Job’s start. He went on to become tremendously successful in business, influential in tech, and changed the way people live (for better and worse). The Woz went on to do...squat.

Bernie can afford to be all pure and socialisty. He’s made his point and unlike Clinton, he doesn’t have to worry about financing a presidential campaign. Clinton is preparing for the battle she will have to wage against whichever Republican doofus ends up as her competition.

Sharing is Caring.

True Progressives lose elections and enable Republicans. Then they go off and luxuriate in their moral self-righteousness while absolving themselves of any culpability in the mess they have created. You morons own Bush, and Obama was no fucking progressive hero (for the first three quarters of his two terms) no matter…

Must be nice to be a retired cuck lord. I didn’t realize that came with a pension.

Because he has turned into a talentless unfunny loser?

U mad, bro? I’d be too with that shrinky dink your mamma gave you.

Because nothing is funnier than a patriarch shitting and pissing himself in the backseat of a police car.

And look how well we’re doing. They’re almost completely wiped out, on their last legs, totally done for — except for the occasional graduation ceremonies at Terrorist Sleepaway Camps.

One of their star players also decided to leave the team ... to join the Whiffenpoofs.

In terms of men and materiel we were perfectly prepared to deal with 9/11. The Bushmen were too busy vacationing and clearing brush to pay attention to the warning signs.

Somebody should give Chris Rock a checklist of all DCC (diversity category comprisers) so that he doesn’t leave anybody out in future comedy bits and jokes and stuff.

The B-21 Exceptionalizer.

So Harris-Perry and Diaz-Balart. Maybe MSNBC isn’t going after POCs, but rather after hyphenates. And I’m OK with-that. Pretentious-twats every-one of-them.

How should a feminist vote?

Yes.

If you really had a big johnson you probably wouldn’t be an asshole.

Let’s just cut to the chase. All sex with men is rape.