They are rebels and terrorists seeking to bring down the government. That’s what you do with rebels and terrorists if you are a government, blow them up and kill them. Also it’s legal if you are the government and make the laws. It’s not a fucking popularity contest.

Damn Baby!! I’d love to put a saddle on dat and take her for a ride. Whooot!

And did so with his head firmly up his asshole (in a non-gay way). He could have his head up his ass in a non-gay way and still breathe because he had a CPAP machine.

So you were there you bleedin’ fekker? You say they were carrying modern sporty rifles. What exactly is a modern sporty rifle, gunmeister?

Fuck this stupid ‘role model’ bullshit. Professional athletes get paid to do a job and to win. They have no greater obligation to be a role model than a UPS truck driver or a deli sandwich maker.

Thank you Captain Actually for that clarification. What is the mechanism or process by which out-performing organisms win over their lesser competitors? I’m pretty sure dying out is one fairly significant element. But then I’m no smarty pants pedant so I could be wrong. It’ll serve me right if my wrongness causes my…

This is precisely how Darwinism works. 2 Stupid kids are dead.

Stupid fucking headbags. You look like a moron. Take it off.

So the progressive saint is feeling frisky now with his big Iowa almost tie. Strutting around, making demands, acting all big and badass. You still got a long way to go there Brooklyn Bernie, plenty of chances to trip and fall ya old coot.

Hey! What about your heart? Does your heart go out to her family and loved ones? Did you send it in a leakproof container with some of those freeze packs? Nobody wants a rotting heart in a bloody, fluids leaking box.

Thanks for putting Greg Howard in his place. When you have formal permission from two persons of color it is no longer cultural appropriation or inappropriate exercise of white privilege, its sharing, caring, and enlightenment.

Cultural appropriation. Woke. White privilege. Queer appropriation. How is this not on Jezebel?

Those aren’t airbags, those are FUNBAGS!

The problem I have with this is that comedy is supposed to be funny. That wasn’t very funny. Either Schumer’s bit or O’Neal’s. But maybe this is the new comedy that the kids are into nowadays? Too bad it’s not funny.

It’s an interesting analogy but flawed like analogies tend to be. To continue the metaphor the Grand Master blows away the 12 year-old novice’s major pieces in the first 5 minutes of the game, leaving the novice with 4 pawns while retaining all of his own pieces. The novice then holds off the Grand Master for 10 years…

She pronounces both t’s in cica and rothadt.

Dem Olsens look like alien superbeings from some cheesy 70’s Sci Fi movie. Something featuring Sean Connery in a loincloth maybe.

LPM trumps BLM.

They’re going to build a giant pickup truck, and attach this flag to the bumper. It’ll be awesome. Twice a day really loud engine noises will be simulated, and flames will shoot out of the exhaust.

Carson’s going back to what he does best and made his reputation. At the next debate he answers no questions, he’s going to saw open a cranium and do some brain excavating. And hold on to your wigs, he’s doing it to Trump. The polls are gonna take a yuge leap.