There are no nutrias in Canadia.

I’m Joe Limon’s second cousin. He is in fact living in a house with 10 people (also 2 dogs, a hamster, and a ferret) taking refuge from the fire. He is in the basement commenting on Gawker as his contribution to combating this crisis. No one in the house likes Joe very much because he is a jerk. He doesn’t really have…

How big is the file cabinet you shoved up your ass? The one you store your stupidities in, and from which you pull your bullshit comments?

Burk never attended West Point. He enlisted in the Army and reached a mid-level not super impressive non-commissioned E6 rank. His tattoos represent some sort of lame badass-wannabe bullshit and have nothing to do with the Academy.

I have spent some time in West Point and thus speak with authority.

Where do the Constitution fit in this lovely scenario?

I’m a detective college graduate and I’m not sure if this is serious.

Let’s not start celebrating the freeing of GOT writers from the books too early. Remember this is the crew that gave us last season’s Dorne episodes (and this seasons first episode Dornish nonsense). There’s going to be plenty of opportunity for bad TV writing to manifest itself.

Plus Catelyn Stark is an interfering, meddling, incompetent pain in the ass directly responsible for multiple disastrous plot twists. Best thing to do with her zombie ass is to kill her with fire before she fucks up more things.

I read the first Dune book and liked it when it first came out, started reading the second and got bored in the middle, and never finished the series. I looked forward to the movie and found some of it quite striking. Unfortunately the movie had some tremendously silly aspects which were attempts to translate print…

Probably grew despondent when he was told he would be replaced by one little, two little, three little Indians...

As China becomes a world power to be reckoned with, they are abandoning tradition. No longer do they send a band of volunteer kung-fu masters to kick someones ass to settle a dispute, but have fallen prey to decadent Western methods, using courts and teams of slimy lawyers.

The price tag is obviously ridiculuous. The good news is that they will have these manufactured in China, so three days after the first production run is done the knockoffs for $25 each will be available on banggood. Free shipping most likely.

According to the article it has a digital motor. With the next version of Android on the motor it will probably be battery powered. That thing is gonna be sweet.

If e’er the surveillance successfully thwarted a real attack on our freedumbs that information would be paraded around in public to fanfaronnades of hautboys accompanied by timpani and glockenspiels.

Brienne is a blundering incompetent who is somewhat skilled at fighting. In terms of carrying out tasks she blunders around until something drops in her lap. She blundered into Stannis and blundered into Sansa. Where will she heroically blunder next only to mostly fail again?

This is TV writing starting to creep in and fuck things up. As long as they somewhat stuck to the books and just made some tweaks everything hung together. Now they are free to make shit up and they are getting sloppy. Last season’s Dorne stuff was a warning and it looks like it’ll just get worse.

There are people who don’t spend their days obsessed with GOT and need a little reminder where everyone is, what they are doing, and set up the rest of the season’s shenanigans. This episode did all that, as well as throw in a few suprises. There was killing, there was blood, there was fighting, there were tits, and…

Ahhh, grasshopper — you misunderstand nothing, yet you understand nothing. True enlightenment comes when you discard ‘under’ and ‘mis’ and simply ‘stand’. Before you can communicate effectively you must first stand.

Exactly. It would be awesome.