I would think it’s the rapes and the slut shaming.

Yeah, that’s some super genius programming skill they must have paid for. Probably someone who knows how to write secret stuff like for loops and read data and stuff.

“Hammer that biscuit home.” Truly an inspiring motto. I bet it would make a great tattoo.

Tyler is on a farm in upstate New York. He can run around the pasture, dig holes, and watch airplanes fly overhead. We’ll miss Tyler, but he’s in a happier place and maybe he’ll send us a card for Christmas, if he’s not too busy making new friends.

Wellington says hi.

The Jew was funnier and better.

Hot take.

‘thug’ is a hurtful word because it has become a substitute for ‘nig*er’. On the other hand we still need a word to represent what once refered to actual ‘th*gs’. I have a modest proposal for one of two possible approaches to the th*g dilemma. One could use ‘thug(!N)‘ which translates to ‘thug(not nig*er)‘.…

That’s right. There, there. Apple is the first and best. It’s always the greatest and most awesome. Take a deep breath, meditate on an image of a shining lowercase ‘i’, and let Job’s love warm and support you. Blessed Steve is waiting to gather you in his loving embrace when you eventually pass on. Until then, make…

Ooooh! Someone’s pretty sure of themselves eh, Captain Debunker. Next you’re going to argue the Amazing Kreskin didn’t exist. Miracles are real, man. You just gotta believe.

Agreed and on a side note, I think he should add “colonialistmalepatriarchracistrapistmofo” to the end of his user name.

Actually, that seems debatable.

Fuck this overachieving little snotrag. He’ll just burn out and start sucking like Alex Pareene.

Please show us your ‘Knibbs’ before you go.

These awesome photoshops would be so much better if they were printed on black velvet with shiny ink.

Your math is extraordinary and instructive. It does presume that all welfare recipients consume 1 granola bar each. If only 1000 welfare recipients consume a granola bar then that would be $800 and thusly $86m minus $800 would constitute $85, 999, 200 of wasted funds on the plane.

I see by your impressive analysis and many links that you are a wise and well read man. Your references to math and numbers suggest you are almost as good as a scientist who has gone to school and received advanced degrees and uses computing machinery and is published in respected journals. Scientists, who do they…

I have a long snapper. It’s ready to go the distance. Hard and fast.

This is a lovely frothing pitcher and an excellent deal.

This is a lovely frothing pitcher and an excellent deal.

Whose stupider? Alissa Walker who is trying to gin up outrage by obviously skating around the actual wording of the question.