Some years ago the US newspapers were full of stories about people (particularly seniors) taking group bus rides over the Canadian border to get prescriptions filled for significantly less. Later, one could order prescription drugs online from Canadian pharmacists at a discount.

Holy Freaking Crapdoodles, Shavemaster! 7 Blades!! Give me Woot!

Holy Freaking Crapdoodles, Shavemaster! 7 Blades!! Give me Woot!

So the smug little turd thinks

Molly Huddle doesn’t look like the Mighty Thor to me. Those are skinny runner’s arms, not the powerful thews of a caber tosser. If Joyce had been six inches further ahead Huddle’s arm would have ended up in her armpit and not on her chest. So maybe Joyce shouldn’t have taken those three short steps at mile 6.23.

The Woz accounts for Job’s start. He went on to become tremendously successful in business, influential in tech, and changed the way people live (for better and worse). The Woz went on to do...squat.

Bernie can afford to be all pure and socialisty. He’s made his point and unlike Clinton, he doesn’t have to worry about financing a presidential campaign. Clinton is preparing for the battle she will have to wage against whichever Republican doofus ends up as her competition.

Sharing is Caring.

True Progressives lose elections and enable Republicans. Then they go off and luxuriate in their moral self-righteousness while absolving themselves of any culpability in the mess they have created. You morons own Bush, and Obama was no fucking progressive hero (for the first three quarters of his two terms) no matter…

Interestingly enough I had the same experience. I went through a similar sequence. The treadmill unfortunately proved to be impractical in the long run. When I installed a mechanical bull I finally found the perfect solution. Each day is an adventure, my thigh and ass muscles are taut and firm, and I get to wear a…

Must be nice to be a retired cuck lord. I didn’t realize that came with a pension.

Because he has turned into a talentless unfunny loser?

I don’t take a side in the Segway/Hoverboard conflict, I don’t care who wins. I do have some opinions on the patent system.

As far as I’m concerned someone who has not looked at the referenced patent and has no idea of how infringement is determined should shut their comment hole and stay out of any discussion that exceeds their comprehension

It’s not called “capitalism” you retarded dicknozzle and has nothing to do with big government. What it has to do with is a government realizing that one way to encourage individuals (and corporations) to put in the time, effort, and money to research and develop innovative technologies and products is to provide…

This is in fact the way the patent system is supposed to work, to protect the rights of the inventor. Presumably Segway demonstrated that the hoverboards materially infringed on their patent(s). The Chinese manufacturers can challenge the ITC ruling or try to invalidate the patent in court. Alternatively they can…

U mad, bro? I’d be too with that shrinky dink your mamma gave you.

Because nothing is funnier than a patriarch shitting and pissing himself in the backseat of a police car.

Holy fuck, is this a stupid article or what? Did you have to go to a chiropractor after you finished it to get unkinked, after bending over backwards so far to get outraged? Don’t worry about Rowling’s stereotypes, worry about being a stereotype yourself. Talk about self-parody, this is a fucking Onion article.

And look how well we’re doing. They’re almost completely wiped out, on their last legs, totally done for — except for the occasional graduation ceremonies at Terrorist Sleepaway Camps.

One of their star players also decided to leave the team ... to join the Whiffenpoofs.