One day Adam Devine is going to age out of all that plastic surgery and look like the guy from Goo Goo Dolls.

I think the fact that the comedy ranks are filled with talentless chumps like Theo Von and Adam Devine, is just as much to blame.

This is probably my fault, I was really sick the entire time Grown-Ups 2 was in theaters, I’m so sorry everyone, I know it was my job to keep comedy alive by funding whatever dumb commercial-filled hangout session a bunch of shitty SNL alumni was in theaters at any time.

“This is not a fucking comedy...” Me, watching an Adam Devine movie.

I can see how they didn’t help, sure:  When a studio can give Sandler money to take his friends on vacation and film a thrown together script and then make hundreds of millions on it, why would they take a risk on a script by an unknown even if it is actually funny?

All the trash comedies that came out in the early ‘00s ruined comedy. Studios started making ‘Scary Movie’ knockoffs that were trash, audiences stopped going to them so studios figured comedies don’t make money anymore and stopped making them.

The problem isn’t what plays in the theater. It is the theater.

He will soon enough.

Everyone should have the right to not be touched even when someone really wants to touch them.

Shocked to learn that Seinfeld is into TM because he seems like the world’s least chill guy.

So when I hear stories like these I always think back on how Janeane Garofalo spoke out about how horribly sexist, homophobic, and mentally and emotionally abusive the environment was there. Also about how the show had the potential to be great, but was consistently being stifled by the ultra hierarchical,…

My take is that Lorne is one of those people who is your best friend or worst enemy. He plays favorites and being a favorite opens a lot of doors. But... if he doesn’t care for you or thinks you’re not pulling weight, he can be a tyrant. I imagine Fey was one of his favorites and she got a lot of perks and possibly…

His hand modelling work was flawless.

Jonah Hill is looking rather grizzled these days.

Look, I can suspend my disbelief to an extent, but there’s no way the child of David Duchovny and Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to come out looking like Jonah Hill.

You know who I’m not completely sick of: Lisa Kudrow

This book isn’t even out yet and I feel like I’ve read it already. Could there BE more articles and headlines about it?

it’s a bloated, directionless mess, and it’s clear Martin had truly lost the thread. Given the books’ release schedules I think it’s obvious Martin had a tight 3-book outline and then either found it impossible to map out the rest of the series or figured he could write his way out of the problem.

Another item to add to the “Things R R Martin says that won’t be followed through on” me thinks.

Yeah, I’m not sure if I’m supposed to feel bad for the well-paid entertainment lawyers who fucked up here. Can they both lose somehow?