Half off the entries on this list feel like “thank goodness that never happened” territory.

He also seems to spend more time on how this affected him than, you know, the people he was actually toxic to.

It’s hard to do any sort of art well - be it comedy, music, or cinema - if the only message you’ve got is “fuck everybody that’s different than me”

These people don’t want anything besides “will it make liberals angry”

Man, this reads like ChatGPT trying to make a conservative hit song.

People have maybe realized that we don’t necessarily need to pay premium prices to watch a movie that feels like it’s destined for repeat on Comedy Central on Saturdays at 3pm.

This. I think a lot of factors have a made people be choosier in going to lay out fifty bucks to go see a movie in 2023 and if the genre of “lets get a comedic actor everyone knows and have them screw around on screen for ninety minutes and half-ass a movie around that” is dying is a consequence of that, it’s fine…

The blockbuster movie series “Adam Sandler takes his pals on vacation” is excellent proof that Hollywood can throw any old shit out there and they’ll make a ton of money on it so why bother with working hard

This has been today’s episode of “Why is Adam Devine famous, again?”

“My financial and public relations teams have advised me that I regret that people have noticed the words to my song that were intended to be noticed only by my fans”

Yeah, if I were some Seinfeld-level celebrity with no need to prove anything I wouldn’t hug any stranger that asked either.

I’ll admit, I still don’t get it. Casa Bonita was where you held your nine year old’s birthday party so you could let them run amok and you filled up on sopapillas and cheap margaritas because the food was absolute garbage.

I don’t think non-Coloradans really appreciate just how bad Casa Bonita’s food was. This is like hiring a James Beard chef to take over the menu at Chuck E. Cheese.

Live From New York came out over twenty years ago and it was pretty open about what a shitty environment it was even then. If anything he’s gotten even more blatant with Lorne’s “play everyone against each other and choose favorites more of less randomly” management style.

I also think it’s obvious from her experience that Lorne anointed her as the Golden Child pretty early on - head writer, WU anchor - so her experience didn’t seem to be typical

Even reading between the lines of Bossypants you can see that his whole thing is to set himself up as the dad and everyone has to compete for his love

It’s weird how he mines improv groups for talent but insists they just read the cue cards

He’s really famous for picking favorites and excusing their behavior. He’s fired people for breaking but it was literally Jimmy Fallon’s thing to crack up on camera

I feel like “podcaster” is the default career for movie characters now, like architect was the default in nineties movies.

I’m excited that this movie is finally coming out because that means I won’t have to watch commercials for it any more in a week or two