I liked the scene where he acted like he was bored with the whole thing and being in Star Wars was a massive inconvenience! The man shows more acting range in Capital One commercials FFS.

Yeh, I missed the parts where he made anything about the prequels “exciting.” Maybe it was the way he sat in a chair in Ep 1 and said “No, we’re not going to train the kid.” Maybe it was the way he totally missed that he had been working practically alongside The Ultimate Evil for years. Maybe it was the way he got…

Mace Windu was the most useless part of the Prequel Trilogy just like Nick Fury was the most useless part of the MCU. I’ve never understood how he got his Ultimate Badass rep playing such boring characters.

Does everyone at your place of work think the same as you?

You don’t need to spend a lot of time with doctors to figure out that apart from their area of specialization, some of them are absolute fucking idiots

End of the year? Try end of the month

So you think when these celebrity flings happen do they meet beforehand or is it totally set up through their agents?

Only in America would an underaged white boy be acquitted for crossing state lines with an illegally acquired gun and shooting unarmed protestors

I wish someone had asked him “what the fuck did you think was going to happen when you only sold one copy?” If his plan was that someone was going to give him three million dollars for the album just to give it away, he’s a special kind of stupid.

I Wasn’t The One In 77 Sunset Strip, I Think That Was Matt LeBlanc?

This sounds like an abandoned Robot Chicken sketch that at three minutes would be judged as being too long

They sure did, but we’re not exactly discovering the cure to cancer over here.

I’d rather make millions off some innocuous entertainment people still talk about fondly fifty years later than what I’m doing now.

“Marginal voters”? If a person is iffy on Trump after four years of him, I doubt they’ll wake up from their comas long enough to read a book.

Seriously. If you HAVE to read these books (and why would you - “I worked for the Trumps and they are narcissistic sociopaths” wow, I had no idea) get them from the library or Goodwill or something.

They were happy to cash in while they were on top. She quit what, two weeks early? SO BRAVE

I’m sure she was paid pretty well for doing fuck all in the White House and now she got a book deal so let’s hope thats enough for her to go away forever.

He said he hired all the best people but once someone leaves his orbit they were never any good, I don’t get it

“I feel like one of the most hated people in the country,” she told Nuzzi. “The right hates me. They really hate me now. And the left is never going to come around..”

I loved Stewart back in his prime, but I just can’t any more.