Stewart was far an away one of the best late night interviewers, having interesting guests and (gasp!) actually reading the books beforehand. He really broke away from the lazy “I am told by an intern you have an amusing anecdote” style of interviewing that late night made more or less mandatory.

It could be two things!

See, now you’re making me sad that The Man From UNCLE didn’t take off. That was the best Bond movie that I think I’ve seen in ten years.

Maybe if he wore a baseball hat turned backwards, I hear that’s what the kids are into now.

Maybe we should just admit the entire franchise is played out and if the last few movies were the best they can do it’s best to let it die. 

If I were in GWAR for seven and a half minutes it would be the crowning achievement of my life.

It’s not like the pro-Israel crowd is going to be impressed with a “present” vote.

Yeah, if you don’t think you won’t see that in a political ad you’re fooling yourself.

Well, I know nothing motivates me more than a bunch of millionaire celebrities telling me how it’s all my fault that I personally let things get like this. I guess if I had millions of dollars at my disposal I could start some sort of organization that actually did something about it.

I (vaguely) remember Johnny Depp wanting to become Magical Hitler to stop Muggle Hitler and the woman I thought was kind of sweet magically roofied her guy then because a sort of Nazi.

My perfect SNL would be nothing but What Up With That featuring Jason Sudekis and Bill Hader, followed by Celebrity Jeopardy reruns

“It’s Matt LeBlanc and Ira Glass and they solve crimes!”

Does that mean we’re going to miss out on that pivotal scene in Secret Wars 2 where Spider Man teaches an all-powerful space god how to take a crap? Bummer.

It amazes me that left-leaning judges can’t seem to figure out they need to put some thought into when they plan to retire. I know they won’t to pretend that the SCOTUS is this deliberative body that is protected from party politics, but wake the fuck up.

I thought we learned from Star Trek that maybe we shouldn’t let Whoopi do any old genre tv she thinks would be fun

Steve Buschemi or Gilbert Gottfried

Whether we stayed there for five, twenty, or a hundred years, the day we left we’d see the same thing.

“Gunn said he was ‘a little surprised’ by how violent the movie ended up being”

It kind of makes you wonder how much they got paid for like three days if work on set.

I’m still waiting for another issue of Afterlife With Archie so I don’t trust in his ability to finish anything. I assume comics are just going to be his side hustle until he gets a TV deal again.