Stories like that and how RBG and Scalia were best buds make me think justices are pretty fucking detached from reality.

It’s not the money (like RBG was having a problem paying her bills) but these people get the impression that they are indispensable and the Republic can’t go on without them.

No Republican understands a single thing about HIPAA. (The giveaway is that most of them refer to it as “HIPPA” which I find hilarious)

For every Will Ferrell there are five or six Chris Kattans or Molly Shannons.

It makes is sound like it’s a terrible eight minute SNL sketch stretched out to miniseries length so I guess it’s not false advertising.

Remember when we had a President that wanted to spend billions on a wall on our southern border with a moat and shit? And he appointed a Secretary of Education that did her best to destroy public education? Then he said a virus that killed half a million people would just go away like magic?

This is the guy that says exercising depletes your finite natural energy or whatever.

They were using that phrase in the nineteenth century, just so you know

Trump could order his bodyguards to beat the crap out of these people and they’d still vote for him.

It’s easier to track the few things he actually followed through on

The site that brought us Barf Bag, the “here’s all the heinous shit Trump did today that we don’t have time to adequately cover” column, is sick of Joe now because he’s corny.

She reads like those fake tweets that start “as a black Democrat, I think Trump was a great man”

Hey, that’s Jezebel’s slogan!

Which brings me to my point: This whole thing was so stupid. Not the trying to get people vaccinated part—that part was great, obviously. I mean the whole “independence from the virus”

Megyn Kelly isn’t doing much right now

It kind of amazes me that Hollywood continues to throw money at him.

That’s the thing - a lot of people are talking about how people “abused” MoviePass when they used it exactly as intended. It’s like an all you can eat buffet going broke because people ate a lot.

I believe that since the last time I thought about Gabriel Inglesias, he’s had one show cancelled, got another show, got that cancelled too, and now gotten a Netflix deal. Because why the hell not.

I think it was a combination of Jon Stewart being gone and everyone feeling they had to move into that space. The typical Lenoesque “didja read the paper today about this thing, huh?” shtick didn’t cut it any more.

One final note. The internet was created by the U.S. Department Of Defense, but it didn’t really come into its own until a young Senator named Al Gore passed the High Performance Computing Act Of 1991