I was going to say the same thing - the entire needs a massive shake-up because the whole “white guy in a suit does a monologue about What In The Heck Is Going On In Politics Today followed by two or three guests plugging their shows with an amusing anecdote with a YouTubable skit thrown in the middle” is super played…

Facing the cameras from the balcony, he used his right hand to unhook the mask loop from his right ear, then raised his left hand to pull the mask off his face. He was heavily made up, his face more orange tinted than in the photos from the hospital. The helicopter’s rotors were still spinning. He put the mask into…

I don’t know why people keep hoping sociopathic old assholes are going to get some moment of awareness and start being nice people just like that

“I am quietly outraged at the chaos I myself have caused.”

No one would ever talk about The View if it weren’t for Meghan McCain constantly saying dumbass things.

The View is professional wrestling for SAHMs and Megs is the Heel.

The fact that she constantly wears her hair like that proves she has no friends.

They probably cost more that my television did. (Why does she need giant pink sunglasses indoors anyway?)

I am sure she lost at least a few followers by admitting it happened

Maybe public education has gotten better since I’ve gone but in my experience my K-12 education in history was like 80% 1620-1800 and maybe 20% 1801-present. I’ve learned more about WW2 from documentaries than I ever did in school.

Republicans love Israel but man, do they hate Jews.

Madame Tussaud’s left their Kid Rock statue in the basement by the heater too long

“We lose money on every sale but we make up for it with volume!”

MoviePass made Theranos look like a perfectly reasonable business plan

I don’t know anyone that used MoviePass that didn’t know it was going to implode any day. We all understood it was a dumb idea but were perfectly happy to take advantage of it while it lasted.

Not even “horribly abuse” it. When you tell someone watch all the movies they want and they do, that’s a bad business plan.

Yeah, the idea that some of these people would quite their current jobs to host Jeopardy seems...unlikely.

Ken Jennings has the smarmy condescension that Trebek would show without the charm that made it tolerable.

9) Let’s just cancel Jeopardy forever instead

Can Jason Sudeikis be there as Track Suit Guy?