I was unaware Mayim Bialik hosted cosplaying as a high school French teacher.

“...but that’s also not totally accurate because MoviePass believed that every user was using the service too much.”

Maybe this headline or matched up with the wrong article? Oh well.

It’s this weird thing when a famous person thinks their fame makes them an authority on literally everything. 

I thought The Force Awakens taught us that no amount of money can be paid to Harrison Ford for him to give a shit about acting any more.

Whatever happened to Mutt? Everyone loved Mutt.

I always thought it was telling that the most conservative man I’ve ever known (and a vet, to boot) called the American military “the world’s biggest welfare program.” He personally thought it was a pretty nice grift for himself.

More likely, their kids would get sweet stateside jobs that meant they’d never see a weapon outside a firing range.

We haven’t needed to use the draft in my lifetime because (1) it is used extensively by the poor to get a leg up, and (2) we’ve conditioned younger generations to believe the enforcing poor foreign policy with guns is a noble calling.

If each new military action were instead going to be staffed by anyone whose number was called up - they, and their families, might have much more to say

Republicans have a long history of using weird bullshit to rile up the ignorant into a mob.

Their next defense will be to blame it on Kamala Harris’ Memorial Day tweet

If all they’ve got as a defense is “we’re so gullible we will believe literally anything on the teevee and use that to commit insurrection” they need to be locked away for life.

I’m glad that we’ve decided as a nation that the people that used fake medical exemptions and wanted forged vaccine cards can be trusted to use the honor system.

TBF when you have three homes like Bernie has you need a lot of soap

This is going to be yet another of those movies the literally no one will say “yes, this absolutely needed to be over two hours.”

Maybe they were worried we’d think it was product placement for Future floor polish otherwise

Yet another movie I just don’t get: who exactly was clamoring for a Cruella DeVil origin story? This is a character whose cinematic claim to fame was she wanted to skin a bunch of puppies to make a coat, for God’s sake. I can’t imagine a lot of people watched 101 Dalmatians and thought “I want to learn more about her!”

Only a Republican would talk about how he impregnated a fourteen year old who later killed themselves like it’s some noble endeavor.

I don’t know why they can’t just Second Darren her role. It’s not like Carano burned up the screen with her charisma.