There is literally - and I mean literally - nothing he could ever do to make him lose his base.

“Kind of weirded out”? No, more like “filled with hatred at his decision that countless lives were more important than his big book deal.”

I am genuinely shocked Jim Cramer is still a thing. Not only does he have a record of being wrong pretty much all the tine about the things he is allegedly an expert at, but he comes across as one of those guys you know people have stories about...

A lot of times in life, you’re not going to be choosing the best option, you got to choose the “least bad” option

Some people would eat literal shit sandwiches to Trigger The Libs

I am at the point where if I read an article in two weeks that says literally every single person at this rally died horribly from COVID I would just shrug my shoulders and go about my day. You guys want to go meet your god, knock yourselves out.

Don’t you dare burn the flag, but making a sweater out if it is A-OK

“I’m just not excited about these lifeboats...you’re going to have to convince me that drowning would be bad.”

We say the man should have a castle if we ever want him to finish writing his series.

He’s making a ton of money while telling us a bunch of shit we probably could have figured out or our own. “So you’re telling me the Trumps are actually a bunch of dumb racist grifters? Golly gee!”

Tiffers is unique amongst Trump children in that she doesn’t seem to have an ounce of ambition aside from half-assing whatever she has to do to keep the checks coming.

This stuff happens so many times that it can’t be an accident every single time. They’re just doing it to piss people off now. (Also because Lee Greenwood’s “God bless the USA” is totally played out)

Publishing houses bought Michael Cohen’s and John Bolton’s books. Make no mistake, if a publishing house thought they could make money off Donjr’s book, someone would have bought it.

“I’ve had offers, but my book is just too good for traditional publishing, that’s why I’m going the self-publishing route” is something no author has ever or will ever say.

Literally the most unsurprising thing I’ve heard all week.

If these people could just hurry up and die that would be great. Please and thank you.

Notably, Trump himself did not wear a mask at his rally, which “puzzled” and “disheartened” Francis Collins, the director of the National Institutes of Health

Hey now, women like Seema Verma, along with Kellyanne Conway, Betsy DeVos, and Niikki Haley are advancing the cause of feminism by proving that women can also be profoundly shitty human beings in politics.

Of all the weird shit that has happened in 2020, “Trump said something I don’t completely disagree with” is now on the list.

...not recognize America from what it is right now? Sign me up.