I believe the universe would become measurably better.

I’m not a medical professional, but I know some, and yeah that’s not happening in eight weeks even if they discovered a vaccine today.

“...but what “justification” did the Orange One give for taking New York out of the numbers”

That he is human trash is, unfortunately, a large part of his appeal

Republicans are really good at portraying the guy that couldn’t bother going into active service (Reagan, Bush, Trump) as the guy that lives the troops while the Democrat that actually served (Carter, Kerry) are commie pinkos.

...and literally no one’s mind will be changed.

“Okay, the first six hundred times we’re pretty sure you were joking, but this six hundred and first time we’re starting to wonder...”

I know a few Trump voters, but I don’t know a single one of them that is going to vote against him now. They would have to admit they were conned, and they sure aren’t interested in that. (Plus for most of them, it’s all about the SCOTUS and they’d vote for the decaying corpse of Charles Manson if it gave them a…

...but they sure do!

Yeah, this is another one of those Trump/Kelly stories that tells you as much about Kelly as it does Trump.

I am one hundred percent sure that if I tell this story to one of my Trump-living acquaintances that will dismiss it immediately as FAKE NEWS like everything else from the past four years.

Every time I try to think about Dennis Miller I end up remembering Dana Carvey doing his Dennis Miller impression instead

Nah, I’m sure the pre-nup gives her jack squat if she divorces him.

Yeah, this was our weekly reminder that Kelly was (and probably still is) a profoundly shitty person. Little did we know “the adult in the room” was a relative term.

His daughter, I believe. Charming, right?

I think publishers are going to be mighty disappointed when they realize we don’t want to read any more of these books and are fine with a blog summary.

This. These people seemed okay with all of it until they fell from favor and realized that writing an expose on the First Family is a quick way to make a ton of money.

I know everybody’s got to make a buck, but I don’t have the mental fortitude for any more of these “hey, guess what - the Trumps are shitty people” books. We get it by now.

FOX personalities demean women that bring up issues with sexual harassers on air. Why would anyone be surprised that it happens throughout the company?

I feel like we all realized Kelly was garbage for some time now but it’s nice to see it confirmed in print, I guess.