Literally everything I learn about Kelly makes me hate him more.

Yeah, he’s an incredibly terrible person.

Joan is still trying to figure out this whole “journalism” thing

I assume any “vaccine” they come up with will be 33% bleach, 33% hydroxywhatsits, and 33% actual COVID virus and will line the pockets of a Trump company.

“I’m looking for this book, I don’t remember anything about it but it was green.”

Yeah, I don’t get how rational people can look at the countless things the Trump administration has fucked up over the past three and a half years and think this is going to be the one thing they do right.

It’s so unlike Trump to promise anything to whoever is standing in front of him at the time to get them to like him.

...and involving a $500M contract with the newly formed company Kushner Medical.

I would literally bet money that if they can come up with a vaccine (doubtful) it wouldn’t get to blue states for some unknown reason

Right? It’s just so unlike Trump to make a bunch of crazy promises to get people to like him.

If you think the Trump Administration can do one competent thing and not just make empty promises while figuring out how to divert government money to themselves, well, you’re much more optimistic than I am.

Don’t hold your breath.

Isn’t it no worse than a cold? You’d think they’d line up to be injected with the virus to Trigger The Libs.

A real libertarian man would have stood up against the mob with nothing but his force of personality.

Is anyone excited about debates? Trump will lie for an hour straight and the press will declare it a toss-up like last time because it’s in their interest to act like it’s a horse race between two viable candidates

Also, if Trump is six foot three Barron is like six eight.

McCain’s entire career is a testimony to connections and marketing.

Man. No one could have possibly seen this coming.

You’re assuming a law school wouldn’t just let the President’s daughter skate through.

...so can we finally stop with the “Tiffany is part of The Resistance” bullshit now. Please?