TBF, if my net worth was somewhere around a billion dollars like Jerry Seinfeld, I’d probably think NYC was pretty damn great.

I’m fairly sure the Pentagon isn’t making much of a profit so let’s shut that fucker down too.

Sturgis people.

They want to claim moral superiority but they still want to win because they like court appointments and tax cuts. Make no mistake - if Biden wins, these Lincoln Project types will be complaining about him five minutes after he’s sworn in.

Man, this GOP strategy of killing their own voters is really interesting...I guess we will see how it plays out.

Oh, you know they’re going to claim the rich person COVID exemption and get that changed into eight weeks’ house arrest.

It’s not like they’re going to spend their time picking up trash by the side of the highway...Aunt Becky will probably record some thirty second PSA and claim it as ten hours or something.

I guarantee the kid doesn’t care - she said she just wants to be an Instagram celebrity (spend mommy and daddy’s money) and didn’t want to go to college anyway

Just another reminder that being a wounded vet doesn’t make you a better person somehow. You can still be a profoundly shitty person.

I, for one, do not trust our current government’s ability to produce a vaccine. I assume it would be made by a Trump company, consist of tap water and baking soda, and cost ten thousand dollars a dose.

I think they have an “arrangement” in the sense that like an infant, Trump forgets things exist when he’s not actively looking at them

It’s weird to me (*not that weird*) that in their desire to rig the election by gutting the USPS they’re cutting the throats of the elderly, veterans, and those that live in remote areas where it isn’t profitable for UPS to deliver, groups also known as “the Republican base.”

I feel like Jezebel has lately been more “bratty high schoolers share their hot takes on the news” and less “interesting perspectives on current events.”

Agreed - if it makes ten percent of her fans that weren’t planning to vote do so, she’s done more that Jezebel ever will.

I’ve wondered why no one has pointed out in his rush to kill the post office that he’s also going to potentially disenfranchise hundreds of thousands of military personnel...

It just feels so weird that I cannot believe it’s happening.

I literally lost count how many Trump ads I scrolled past right now...six, maybe?

Does Chuck “Hillary was overprepared for the debate” Todd work for Fox? Don’t think so.

Aunt Viv will be replaced every episode, like a guest star slot.

Unfortunately the media is gonna dust off their “she was shrill/mean/over prepared” nonsense from 2016 because they can’t handle the idea of an assertive woman that knows what she’s doing going toe to toe with a mediocre white male.