All those sixty year old orthodontists doing biker cosplay sure are, though.

It’s kind of amazing he doesn’t have a staffer to point out that his chiming in on student athletics issues might not be the best look.

He just wants to make sure all student athletes the same opportunity to be sexually abused as the ones that were under his watch.

I am sure that the first college athlete that dies of COVID or because of complications never gets to play again will be pleased that they sacrificed so much so that a few politicians will get a nice taking point for a day or two.

So I looked it up, and like most career politicians she is a millionaire. How utterly shocking.

Could it have something to do with the fact that her Best Buddy Trump is trying to destroy the Post Office to invalidate the upcoming election? Nah, couldn’t be.

...or tear them all down.

He’s an old white Republican that inherited his wealth, isn’t that enough?

We need a Republican airline that hires their pilots not because they’ve flown a plane before, but because they have Fresh New Ideas

“The Spartans definitely wouldn’t have left me in a field to die, because I am special!”

I think that he’s just a profoundly shitty person, it happens.

Dr. Deborah L. Birx, the White House coronavirus response coordinator, is now somehow loathed by both Democrats and the Trump administration—only a closet full of fabulous scarfs have her back.

Yeah, I’m not sure why we need in-depth articles about why these people do what they do when the answer is because they are evil assholes.

I know a lot of fifty year olds that look way better...

I don’t know, there was Nazi Planet, there was Gladiators on TV Planet, and others I am currently blocking out.

Cocaine, mostly.

“Slaps Banger” is my thirties spirts broadcaster name.

They’ll blame Obama for messing up the response

..but they had The Dancing Itos! Wait, no, that was unspeakably dumb.

I assume by “developing” this I assume they just sat in a room and said “hey, remember A League of Their Own? No one has redone that one yet, right? We could remake that. Check please!”