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Well if Jared is involved in the vaccine task force I can only assume it will be made of Liquid Plumber and ground glass and will be purchased from the newly-formed Kushner Medical for $500,000 a dose.

It is telling that the people that like pranks are the most pissed off when they are pranked. It’s a shitty power move.

Are there people who are into “pranks” that aren’t assholes?

Holy crap. I thought he was just a try-hard theater geek that England got sick of but man.

If that workplace has become so toxic their first stop should have been HR not fucking twitter.

That’s the thing, despite what Trump and Birx say (surprise!) children aren’t necessarily immune, they’re asymptonatic carriers.

All the science (and we know how much Republicans live science) says that children have less issues with COVID. On the other hand, they’re incredibly efficient with spreading it.

If only we could tell Trump that COVID was making fun of him.

Trump is taking a page from Bush 2’s playbook: when things go down the toilet, look for a hot press secretary to deliver the spin. He had Dana Perino, this is 2020’s version.

He died as he lived: as an incredibly stupid person.

If half of what we’ve heard is true, most of Hollywood has probably seen her be abusive to her people at this point.

Yeah, I expect those second amendment types will be protesting about government overreach any moment now, because isn’t this exactly the scenario they described needing all their guns?

I figure between standing up for her pal, War Criminal George, and the all-around mean-spiritedness of her comedy, it’s pretty clear what kind of person she is.

Republicans do not want citizens to have any money right now, but while the purse strings are untied, a new FBI headquarters might be nice.

Why would he want to go? This is about a completely different person that him and he wouldn’t get any attention.

If I get to watch a hypothetical matchup where I get to see Trump and Reagan punching each other until one (presumably) died of a heart attack, I think America would win.

Agreed. He’s more like Bush 2, an amiable asshole that never saw a military action he didn’t like.

You know, when he says things like “I will grind all that come before me into dust,” I feel like he’s the kind of Elder Thing I could really sit down and have a beer with, you know?

If Atwater was around today, he’d still be peddling the same shit as his best buddy Roger Stone.