Bernie’s followers couldn’t even be bothered to vote for him in the primaries 

The Youngs couldn’t get excited enough about the candidate they were allegedly excited about enough to vote for him so maybe we should give out candy bars at polling places or something.

That’s the standard Republican line: Democrats are simultaneously completely incompetent and also capable of pulling off the most massive conspiracies imaginable.

Semi-serious question: where in the hell has this guy been up to now? Was he hiding in a closet hoping he wouldn’t have to get out there and contradict his boss?

Liberals need a positive, exciting reason to show up to the polls and unify the party.

If you’re dumb enough to look at the world right now and decide that a trip to a theme park is just the thing, I don’t even know what to say to you.

The hilarious thing is he thinks he’s really getting a rise out of the liberals when we actually think he’s just incredibly stupid.

TBF, I was also surprised that he passed that test

Seriously, that dude that clocked him was a goddamn hero.

[I wanted] to keep him talking for your benefit, as the audience, and my benefit to have that conversation...

When you’re rich, you main allegiance is to those that will help you stay rich.

I assume his Twitter feed has endorsement rates just like a common Kardashian.

Yeah, “so what?” is kind of my response at this point.

Man, thank goodness the Army is using my taxpayer money to advertise on Twitch. How else are people supposed to learn the US has a military, and that they can join it if they wish?

So were all these Republicans that are freaked out about VOTER FRAUD! asked about their opinion on the Kansas Republican that claimed a UPS Store was his street address so he could vote in a different district? It’s hard to miss, as the news story is literally at the top of the page when you Google “voter fraud.”

Yeah, I’m not sure how anyone could watch her do her thing and come to the conclusion that she’s nice in real life.

Anyone a marketing department has to tell you how “nice” they are probably isn’t.

Yeah, it’s hard to believe a comedian who spends so much time pointing and laughing at regular people would be nice IRL.

The godawful truth is you can fire anyone at any time as long as you don’t expressly say “we’re letting you go because you’re old/female/pregnant/gay/having mental issues/whatever.”

“Ellen is kind of an asshole” stories have been floating around for years.