This. Nice people don’t have to market themselves as nice.

It is more or less customary to announce a VP pick leading into the convention to generate additional momentum. Has been for ages.

Any VP that he picks won’t make him more Not Trump, so whatever

If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have known to avoid the clap

You think when the message of “sit your ass at home and watch tv” went out Americans would have been all WE GOT THIS but “my freedoms!” won out instead.

I have no sympathy for these people any more. “Guy that said COVID was overblown dies of COVID” news items are becoming a cliche at this point.

Someone should remind them it will be up and running in time for the next Democratic President.

Trump brushed off concerns about black people dying at the hands of police officers because, well, more white people are killed by cops than black people. I mean... that’s bad too, buddy.

My Republican coworkers never hesitate to tell me that Biden is completely senile.

I wish I could pinpoint exactly when we all decided to reinterpret the First Amendment into “you can say anything you like any time you like without fear or repercussions”

Even for those who follow Mr. Trump regularly and understand his shorthand, it became challenging to follow his train of thought

This. Also, if you’re on the SCOTUS and you’re not strategizing about the most opportune time to offer your resignation, you’re too naive to be on the Supreme Court.

Maybe pinning all our hopes on an 87-year-old woman that’s been in the hospital more times in the past three years than I can remember wasn’t a great idea?

I know we all hate Susan Concerned and we’re hoping she’ll lose her seat but until I see some actual polling I am not optimistic. Just because her challenger is getting a ton of out of state money doesn’t mean voters are going to oust her.

I am more Hispanic than a taco bowl.

Two seconds after this picture was taken: “Get this shit outta here and get me a hamburger.”

I literally thought that was a parody, a la The Onion and then I realized nope, just the world we live in,

Somebody’s going to be running to the toilet to TRIGGER THE LIBS

Conservatives: when you do stuff like this we don’t feel “triggered” or “owned.” We just think you’re fucking stupid.

If Biden’s inauguration is scheduled for 10 AM, McConnell will be sending judges through until 9:58.