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Whatever the joke was supposed to be, it should have gotten across in its’ first 561 instances. In the previous incidents had ads sharpie’d on his belly. You may try to imbue him with values of some anti-establishment hero, if you wish... He’s really just another narcissist.

“He doesn’t have a job, or hobbies, or a general sense of self.”

When I new parent shows you photos of their child, and asks is if you don’t think their kid is the cutest/smartest/whatever go and tell the truth. I dare you. 

Nice of them to warn the 20th I guess.

Nah. Fuck this guy.

Maybe a handful.

“I, Claudius” is awesome. That is all.

Naw, it’s just pyrotechnics. Harmless fun. 

Luging(?) looks like so much fun.

So, who got killed to continue doping? This seems like the sort of thing thing you should maybe expand upon...

Let’s make videos about how Nefertiti looked like... because we know there isn’t a very famous bust of her, maybe made within her lifetime, let’s not mention that we could, I dunno... maybe just google and see how she was portrayed by her contemporaries? No siree. That doesn’t exist at all! And what is google btw?

There’s this mystical place called Twitter, where the warriors of the Internet go after they’ve fallen, to do battle every day and feast with their Gods each evening and have very strong opinions and outrages about all things they couldn’t possibly know anything about.

Which?

The real fun starts once you point out that technically Palestinians are Semitic peoples too.

“...Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department Lieutenant John Corina told 48 Hours correspondent Erin Moriarty.”

Imagine you drop a coin into one of those slots... GHHHK GZZZ GHHHK!!!

Yeah, Julian is really annoying when you want your history to have a clear narrative.

The coolest thing about Diocletian is that the dude actually managed to retire, I mean in the non-traditional variety of not getting shanked by the Praetorian Guard, and grow cabbages as the story goes. Though he probably regretted it when his wife and daughter got killed in one of the inter-imperial squabbles. He…