Let’s get one goddamn thing straight: You don’t care in the least about the people of Iraq or Libya. You’re welcome to condemn Hillary for voting in favor of the war as well as her decision to intervene in Libya; as matters of policy, sure, you can object to those choices (and to be clear, I absolutely agree that they…

You tell the truth as well as Trump does.

You mean the war that Dick Cheney and company swore was to get rid of non-existent WMD in Iraq? The war that most people voted for because they would never dream that they would be fed false intelligence? THAT WAR?

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

Using Trump tweets as a style guide- sad!

Maybe he can return the favor by splitting the conservative vote this time around.

And he’s the second most qualified presidential candidate this election cycle.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

I believe Lord Snow Aegon Targaryen is going to have a more impressive mount than a mere Nissan.

Adios Motherfucker.

I strongly disagree on both the consumer and commercial side.

The people buying 100 at a time might be. Or at least they should be.

I love taking both hands off the wheel and unscrewing a water bottle cap 300 times in order to take it off and splash it all over my mouth, face, and neck as I accelerate because the light just turned green in the 300 revolutions it took to remove the cap.

(Seriously though why do those water bottles always have like…

After two years you didn’t learn not to call your fraternity a frat? Do you call your country a cunt?