... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Can confirm. I tow regularly with my 14 GC Eco Diesel. I am not wanting for more power. But when I tow about 6500lbs I do wish the suspension was stiffer

The new front end looks much better

“This is the best looking Jeep GC model ever.”

Depending on the resolution of the photos the dots could still be visible. The printer at Staples would likely include its own dots; maybe this would obfuscate it, or it could add a second timestamp to make it even easier for the Feds to track you down. To avoid detection:

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

Pretty sure this adequately describes our current administration...

Just more proof that Trump isn’t the “amazing business leader” so many people give him credit for. I’ve said for a long time that starting with a bunch of money and dealing in Real Estate speculation doesn’t make you a business virtuoso — it usually just means you have good timing (or often not, based on all the…

Who cares? He stood there and expounded at greath length on all he knew about her, for lack of a better term, parasitization, refusing to help her so that he could see what would come out. That’s more than sinister enough in and of itself to warrant never turning your back on that construct or giving it hands again.…

Isn’t the term “Homicidal Android” fairly redundant?

All of which is an excellent opportunity to point and mock mercilessly all those Bernie bros and third party voters. It’s thank to you that we’re witnessing the end of the internet.

I’m glad to see they’re continuing the “Scientists are done” motif from Prometheus. “Here’s a homocidal android that tested a genetic weapon on the crew and personally attacked me. He’s a harmless head now. I should rebuild his body and then trust him to watch over me while I enter chryosleep.