You’re looking at the perfect ass Jujy, the perfect ass.

The first two nudes are from a short film he did as a favor for a friend, Sergeant Slaughter. The last two are from some Discovery Channel show.

In Taboo, Hardy plays James Keziah Delaney, heir to the East India Company, a massive 19th-century shipping business. He’s returning from Africa to reclaim his place in the company, though his late father’s partners thought he was dead and don’t want to hand him the reins.

I LOVE TOM HARDY AND THIS LOOKS GOOD AND WHY ISN’T IT 2017 YET?!

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

Ummm... that’s the fantastic Nathan Fillion.

its Nathan Fillion

At these steakhouses, the chef IS the server. (Note: This is NOT THE ASAHI IN QUESTION, please don’t hunt this guy down.)

I’m always baffled how MRAs view sex as something women control for nefarious purposes, like it’s a physical shiny toy we’re holding just out of their reach. We aren’t hiding something that rightfully belongs to humanity in general; we simply want to control our own bodies.

No one cares about your stupid boner Senator Holmes.

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It’s interesting for me to hear that side of it, because the fact is, I’m VERY assertive and have been all my life, thanks to my specific personality and a pair of attorney parents who valued that very highly in me. I thrive on confrontation, I’m very communicative, I say no with absolute glee most of the time. I get…

Well, she does have some right to frame her own experiences, no? I hope you didn’t break off the relationship based on this story alone.

I remember teaching this during training at work, and so many of the men just got looks on their faces like "I've done that before."

Yeah they did kind of go rogue this year, with Mozart in the Jungle and Wolf Hall and whatnot. I like the Globes for the way they honor comedies, and I found it disappointing that they let the Martian game that. Happy that they went rogue for Mr. Robot though, because that show is great. Regarding DiCaprio, though:

Women can’t be believed until a man verifies her tall tale.

Oh fuck all that then, she don’t even get a score for effort anymore.

Yes! She is super-pretty, yet she seems to be completely unaware of that.

At a very corporate job I had once, I had the opportunity to work very closely with one of the more “likeable” and “popular” guys in my department. So I studied him to see what he had that I didn’t, as I’ve always had issues being an outlier and “the office weirdo.” Eventually it became clear that what he had that I…