I think Benedict speaks for everyone who grew up loving land before time...but didn't realize that there were people who really wanted to "LOVE" Littlefoot if you get my meaning.....

This is why I'll be stuck in a cubicle for my whole career. Whenever I sit down to do one of those "what could I do for my own business" exercises, not once does "dinosaur erotica" even make it onto the page.

The haircut was driving me nuts until I remember where I saw it before.

That made me laugh way more than I should have.

Dear dumbass and any other dumbasses who are curious: you don't have to orgasm to enjoy sex. I know! It's crazy! You can look forward to the destination, but you oughta enjoy the ride too, bro!

Another dude born on third and thinks he hit a triple. Can we launch them all into space?

"I can’t date chicks who haven’t figured out their orgasms. I’ve met a lot of chicks who don’t or can’t cum during sex but still go on and on about how much they love sex and it throws me a little because I’m like, do you though?"

He's really doubled-down on the Prince Valiant aesthetic, I'll give him that.

I love fried food, although I don't get it that often, and fried mac and cheese just..it's not much better than good regular mac and cheese. Now fried pickles, that's something you want to sink your teeth into. And fried artichokes if you're into that.

Someone call Texas and let them know about this. They will want the chance to retaliate.

Hold the tomato, add some bacon, & put this in my mouth right now. Coronary be damned.

Jkz. That is horrifying.

Absolutely. He's never gonna get her bra off with those stubby little arms.

There's DRAGON porn?!

I really hope no one else can see my search history after today.

OH GOD THE SPIDER FEELING IS BACK GUYS.