The thing that interests me most about the comments is she (and many other millenials UGH) are being critiqued on not being content to wallow in the shit until they make it. HOWEVER, I, like most of my friends have been spoon fed the "NEVER settle!" "Don't let them lock you in!" "Fuck the MAN do what makes YOU happy"…

I'm a hiring manager in a creative field and I would hire this girl in a heartbeat. She's got spunk, thinks for herself, and is obviously creative as fuck. I would be happy to have her. Any decent boss checks in with the team at least twice a year and makes some effort to keep the team happy and productive, so her…

I am one of the olds and thought this was cute. She is so adorable I want to take her out for ice cream. It is pretty harmless and frankly I wonder if it really will affect her future prospects. I don't think so. She works in a somewhat creative field and thus I think that people in the field won't judge it too…

Can someone please start a, "sleeplessinaustinlookslikeahorse.com"...please? I live in Austin and was online dating for a while. This giant tool would email me on the reg. I never responded, but he wouldn't get it. His profile was hilarious. Mean girls at work and I would laugh for days anytime he would email me.…

In my Italian-American household, the women were the ones who managed the money. Both my mother and my grandmother were the ones who paid the bills. (In contrast, though, my boyfriend's Italian-American mother never even wrote a check until after his father died, but his father was not Italian-American. My father was…

The bakery's silent partner was not available for comment.

(I know, I totally agree, I'm just sucking up because I WANT TO JUDGE SOME FOOD, GODDAMNIT.)

Of course.

ILAN WHILE A HUNK, WAS NOT HUNKIER THAN SAM. HE IS LIKE A CHEF VERSION OF BEARDED JOHN KRAZINSKI. PROOF:

You mean doing bad things won't help me advance in the world ?

This is what comes to mind every time I see this awful woman and her awful hairline:

I must also add that I loved that even Andy Cohen seemed to get incredulous at points, especially when he asked "Have you ever lived outside of your means?" They both answered no. He kept going back to it. It was like he wanted to yell out "Then how do you explain the bankruptcy?!" Poor Andy. He has to pretend to take…

Dear Theresa,

Teresa makes me appreciate my fivehead.

I think Teresa tried to get a plea deal in which she gets off scott free and Joe takes the fall. It was rejected because they likely have far too much evidence on her.

These two are ridiculous. And no, Teresa, if a cast mate was going thru the same thing you would not show them respect. Its not your style. You like to kick people when they're down or try to drag them down by bringing things up from the past. She insulted a cast mate's autistic child. She has no clue what respect is.

Ohhhhh, that dickhat is her brother. I was wondering why he looked so creepily like Teresa Giudice. It's all coming together!

With every post about a man looking for the perfect (AKA made up in their own mind) wife online or elsewhere, my views on marriage becomes more and more like this:

Muppet Mondays? :D