Ive already heard talk of businesses refusing to relocate to VA because Republican social policies are driving young people (read: employees) away. Plus, he's just the kind of extremist whackjob the GOP loves. If he gets elected governor, and then eventually wants to move on to US Senate or god help us a run for the…

I've been in Maryland for a dozen years, Virginia's wackiness doesn't seem to affect us. At least it doesn't effect the MD suburbs the way sequestration, furloughs, and assorted Congressional nonsense does. I know someone in Bethesda trying to sell a house and buyers have told have her they have to wait until October…

It reminds me of that god-awful pink dress Gwyneth wore years ago that looked horrendous and didn't fit and everyone tripped over themselves to talk about how gorgeous it was. Bleech.

Tina Fey was looking hawt! Hey, I just want to see the damn dresses.

Yeh, that, what you said. It depends on who you read because I've seen it both ways, but I thought Danes looked terrible. I thought Lena Dunham looked terrible, too. Both dresses fit terribly. Improve the fit and MAYBE we have something to talk about on Dunham, but the color of Danes's dress was soooooo bad that…

I looked at the Something Awful thread....SO MANY PUFFY SHIRTS! He is like some kind of epic marauding douchepirate.

WHAT!?

Oy. I didn't mean to injure your city pride. I personally don't care much for regional pride, just because every place I've ever lived has wonderful and terrible qualities. I do get sick of hearing that "Charm City's not like The Wire." Why yes thank you, I know that, for I am not an idiot, nor do I find it difficult…

He's an awful, awful human being, and I'm volunteering with NARAL VA to help canvas against him, even though I don't live there, because electing someone that awful will hurt this whole region.

I really wish beige dresses would go out of style, a bit. There are so many of them, and they can get so same-y, and for whatever reason the actresses who pick them tend to be fair-skinned women who looked washed out in them.

Dunham's looked a size or two too big on her and would have been adorable if it hit mid calf. Someone forgot to call the tailor.

And makes her boobs look droopy. Thems are some sad ta-tas...

Right, right? Right! Not a good choice.

I feel like this couple has Cranium night with the RHONJ couple from yesterday. And by Cranium night, the woman drink wine together instead of alone while the guy's high-five over how they're living the dream.

When it came time to buy a house, husband seriously wanted to consider Virginia. I adamantly refused, and insisted on Maryland. Best. Decision. EVER.

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.

“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he…

As I gazed upon the sliced turkey breast and ham, I realized nothing could compare to his magnificent meat rod.

This is AMAZING. My favorite is this pic- I just love the peacock. And the veneers.

HOLY CHRIST that is amazing.