If that were the case, someone at the Department of Justice would’ve ended the investigation before any arrests could be made.

They were fuckin’. Probably on beds littered with the money they fleeced the government out of.

Probably worth mentioning that the reason Democrats didn’t show up, and the entire reason they were assured there were not going to be votes in the morning, was so they could attend a 9/11 memorial service (I mean, you can just imagine the fucking right wing conniption that would accompany Democrats holding a surprise…

Don’t ‘cha mean ‘drain bamage’?

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

I almost mistook this for “Let’s Remember Some Guys”.

Next stop is a job with Danny McBride.

Honestly at this point you could have told me he was the Jaguars Head coach and I wouldn’t have any reason to think otherwise.

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

Actually since I assume the swimmer is under-aged, and her swimwear was THAT sexually suggestive, the parent should be brought up on child porn charges for taking the photo, and possibly distribution charges as well since I assume the parent shared it with others.

Guaranteed his wife found those pictures on his phone and he was caught so he said “I was just showing everyone how ...bad...those swimsuits are!”

They want segregation in every way except black people’s money going to other black people.

That’s because it’s easier for most fans to get tickets to see their team away at the Rams than it is to see them at a home game...

A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.

“That's OUR job!"

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”