Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

I wish we could punish fans like these, but they are already Browns fans.

+1 ticket to Hell (for me laughing at this comment)

Careful how you talk about Arlen High’s career touchdown record holder. 

At least they switched Peterson at the last minute without prior warning. It’s much worse if you have to sit with the knowledge that you will be switched at some point in the future.

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

lol and now Guice is out with another knee injury and AD is gonna be toting the rock as the starter. Gruden looks like  a clown here. 

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

You know how they name diseases after famous people that had them? (ALS is “Lou Gehrig’s disease.” I’m pretty sure AIDS is named after Tom AIDS, the guy who had sex with that monkey.)

Big Ben on third and long:

Body of an 18 year old.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

Parents, luddites, kids, etc.

This is the nicest comment in this vein I’ve ever read.

They chirped tires in second gear.  I’m pretty sure they can’t even do it in first... 

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”